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Song Parodies -> "Little Guys"

Original Song Title:

"Little Lies"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac (written by Christine McVie)

Parody Song Title:

"Little Guys"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Many years ago I made the acquaintance of this very tall, incredibly beautiful young woman named Carolyn; Perfect olive skin, fantastic figure, dark raven hair, long, shapely legs, big brown eyes...yeah...did some modeling - I remember one was an automobile ad in Playboy...she wore a bikini and was stretched out on top of whatever type of car they were selling. Not sure what the point of the ad was, but I would have bought it, regardless of whatever "it" actually was...Anyway, for some reason she always had short boy friends...not slightly short, either...always at least a foot shorter than she one day, partly out of curiosity and partly because I wanted an explanation for her apparent lack of interest in ME with regard to romance I asked her..."Why?"...and this is what she told me...BTW - OS is a wonderful Christine McVie composition from 'Macs "Tango In The Night" album.

(Instrumental intro)

When pausing to think about
the guys I let take me out
I just stop and smile
(Smile so, smile so, smile so wide)

Not one of them is real tall
In fact, they are all quite small
That is what I like
(Tiny, tiny, little guys)

Little guys
I just love little guys
(Little guys, tiny, little guys)
Here is why I don't mind their size
(I watch his eyes; know that I'm his prize)
Little guys
Part my thighs; passion flies

Don't bother with big guys
Just fine with a smaller size
If they use it right
(Use it, use it - "do's" it right)

'Cause when the actions starts
making love is an art
feel the passion rise
(feel it, feel it, feel it rise)

Little guys
such a treat; little guys
(Little guys, tiny, little guys)
Thru the night; pleasure is sublime
(So intense; hear his quivered cries)
Little guys
beaver's right at his eyes

(Instrumental break)

I've reached a certain age
consider this advice sage
Try a little guy
(let him, let him, let him try)

He might not be five feet tall
But you know he'll give you all
that he has to give
(That's no, that's no, that's no lie)

Little guys
You'll try one if you're wise
(if you're wise, for sure, I'd advise)
He might be just five feet high
(You will not mind; you'll be satisfied)

Love the ride
Feel the passion all night
(pleasured sighs; treasured frantic cries)
Whoa, baby, this guy is a prize
(It's no surprise; now you realize)
Little guys
Finally time you got wise
(Oh, my, ay-yi-yi-yi-yi)

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Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
So, Dr. Robinson, when do we all meet your "Mini-Me" ? ;-)
Rick D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul rhymes with tall rhymes with doll rhymes with ball. I know there's a parody there somewhere
Adagio - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good!! 5's
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm a short guy who likes to slow dance with tall women...5s
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"beavers right at his eyes" - that's flying close to the wind Paul!! - 555
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - For better or worse there is no "Mini Me" hanging around - if there was he would have long ago headed for the tall grass and tried to latch onto one of Carolyn's legs...Rick - ALWAYS a parody around there somewhere...Adagio, - Thanks! alvin - I think you got the winning ticket there, sir...short & low likes long & slow - I'll mark that on my ballot. Stuart - I swear, this is an entirely truthful, accurate statement of fact with regards to the boy friend this miss had at the time I asked her about her preference...when they had oral s*x this dude went UP on her...
Stuart McArthur - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Paul...
Cookie-man - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
All I can say is just the oppisite is true too. I'm 6'3" and my wife is 5'1". :-o Great work!
Paul Robinson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Cookie-man, And I'll bet you are sweet to that lady, too...I guess that's really the long & short of the situation, isn't it? Thanks~

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