Many years ago I made the acquaintance of this very tall, incredibly beautiful young woman named Carolyn; Perfect olive skin, fantastic figure, dark raven hair, long, shapely legs, big brown eyes...yeah...did some modeling - I remember one was an automobile ad in Playboy...she wore a bikini and was stretched out on top of whatever type of car they were selling. Not sure what the point of the ad was, but I would have bought it, regardless of whatever "it" actually was...Anyway, for some reason she always had short boy friends...not slightly short, either...always at least a foot shorter than she was...so one day, partly out of curiosity and partly because I wanted an explanation for her apparent lack of interest in ME with regard to romance I asked her..."Why?"...and this is what she told me...BTW - OS is a wonderful Christine McVie composition from 'Macs "Tango In The Night" album.

(Instrumental intro)

When pausing to think about
the guys I let take me out
I just stop and smile
(Smile so, smile so, smile so wide)

Not one of them is real tall
In fact, they are all quite small
That is what I like
(Tiny, tiny, little guys)

Little guys
I just love little guys
(Little guys, tiny, little guys)
Here is why I don't mind their size
(I watch his eyes; know that I'm his prize)
Little guys
Part my thighs; passion flies

Don't bother with big guys
Just fine with a smaller size
If they use it right
(Use it, use it - "do's" it right)

'Cause when the actions starts
making love is an art
feel the passion rise
(feel it, feel it, feel it rise)

Little guys
such a treat; little guys
(Little guys, tiny, little guys)
Thru the night; pleasure is sublime
(So intense; hear his quivered cries)
Little guys
beaver's right at his eyes

(Instrumental break)

I've reached a certain age
consider this advice sage
Try a little guy
(let him, let him, let him try)

He might not be five feet tall
But you know he'll give you all
that he has to give
(That's no, that's no, that's no lie)

Little guys
You'll try one if you're wise
(if you're wise, for sure, I'd advise)
He might be just five feet high
(You will not mind; you'll be satisfied)

Love the ride
Feel the passion all night
(pleasured sighs; treasured frantic cries)
Whoa, baby, this guy is a prize
(It's no surprise; now you realize)
Little guys
Finally time you got wise
(Oh, my, ay-yi-yi-yi-yi)