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Song Parodies -> "She Shops On eBay"

Original Song Title:

"She Drives Me Crazy"

Original Performer:

Fine Young Cannibals

Parody Song Title:

"She Shops On eBay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Here is song Number 11 out of my Weird Al Revisited Project where I parody all of the same songs that Weird Al has parodied and the same topics that Weird Al has discussed ONLY completely mixed up. This one combines Weird Al's "She Drives Like Crazy" with "eBay". Enjoy!!!
She can't stop
Her shopping spree
Thinks this junk
Is next to free!

Think that she's outta her mind
When she's spends her time online
Says she's clever and has speed
She's outbidding each dillweed

She shops on eBay (Hoo-Hoo)
She spends each check (Hoo-Hoo)
She shops on eBay
She's a pain in my neck!

We're in debt
She's a pest
Can't you see
That I'm stressed!

Everything she buys is crap
Here's a solid gold mousetrap
Each doodad and doohickey
That she snags makes her frisky

She shops on eBay (Hoo-Hoo)
My gal's gone nuts! (Hoo-Hoo)
She shops on eBay
She's a pain in my butt!

No, She won't quit
Fills our home
With trinkets
Until we're broke

She shops on eBay (Hoo-Hoo)
She wastes our cash (Hoo-Hoo)
She shops on eBay
She's a pain in my ass!

She shops on eBay (Hoo-Hoo)
Our money's sparse (Hoo-Hoo)
She shops on eBay
She's a pain in my arse!

She shops on eBay (Hoo-Hoo)
She thinks we're rich (Hoo-Hoo)
She shops on eBay
She's a pain in my d*ck!

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Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - March 06, 2021 - Report this comment
It could be worse, she could be a virtue hoarder. Here's a 555 for your collection.
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2021 - Report this comment
Nice to see you that you are still stretching your parody legs, Matty. But from one life long Amiright Amigo to another-- why in the world did you end this parody with THAT?

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