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Song Parodies -> "Familiar Matters: As Tv Shows Die"

Original Song Title:

"Family Matters: As Days Go By"

Original Performer:

Family Matters theme song

Parody Song Title:

"Familiar Matters: As Tv Shows Die"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

When you have a "Modern Family" that's stuck in "The Middle", and all you can say is "I hate my teenage daughter", then you're probably gonna be the "Last man standing" because watching all these family-type shows is nothing but an "American horror story"!
In a new addition, to today's TV
A whole lotta shows, with some family
Plots and characters, that suck like crap
To find quality, you'd need a map

Well then, there must be something else besides these stupid shows
'Cause all I see is reality TV
With brainless big-boobed plastic hoes

As TV shows die,
Every household is filled with sadness
You may find
That the showbiz scene reeks of badness

When TV shows die,
There's room for more
Room for bore
For stars that were once abhorred

As TV shows die,
No more nights with the family

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
I've remembered the days of watching ABC's TGIF lineups that included Family Matters back in early to mid 1990s. But hey, this parody will be airing 5 days a week.
Porfle Popnecker - May 24, 2012 - Report this comment
So many sharks waiting to be jumped!
Flash Flood - May 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Five 5's? I think I may have broken my own record! Thanks, guys!

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