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Song Parodies -> "Rock Me Sonic Sue"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Amadeus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Falco

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Me Sonic Sue"

Parody Written by:

Redlocks

The Lyrics

NOTE: This song covers 2 or more versions of Rock Me Amadeus.
Ooh, Rock me Sonic Sue!
Ooh, Rock me Sonic Sue!
Ooh, Rock me Sonic Sue!
Ooh!

He-he-he-he-hedgehog, rock me!
Hedgehog, hedgehog, rock me!

Su-su-su-su-superstar, superstar.... rock me!
Su-su-su-su-superstar, superstar

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p... Premier

(spoken)
1982, Edinburgh, January 9th, Sonic Sue is born
1984, at the age of 2, Sonic Sue goes to Burntisland
1991, on her 9th birthday, a GameGear zaps Sonic Sue
2000, Sonic Sue joins Kaimes School
2003, Sonic Sue discovers her true hedgehog form
In July of that same year, the fake Sonic Sue dies
2004, Echidna Cityer singer Redlocks records
Rock Me Sonic Sue Rock-rock-rock me Sonic Sue! Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue Sonic Sue

(music intro)

Rock me all the time to the top

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

Rock me Sonic Sue!
Rock me Sonic Sue!
Rock me Sonic Sue!
Rock-rock

Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh, Ro-o-o-o-o-ck me So-So-So-So-So-Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue

Su-su-su-sugar sweet, sugar sweet
Su-su-su-sugar sweet, sugar sweet...


Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah
Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

She was a hedgehog
And she lived in the large city
It was City West, City West
Where she did everything
And she drank and she cursed and she fooled around
But all men loved it
And everyone shouted:

Come on and rock me Sonic Sue

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

It was around 2002
And it was in City West
No plastic money anymore
The banks against it
From where the debts came
Probably everyone was well-known
She was a woman of the men
Men loved her Hedgehog Form

She was a superstar
She was popular
She was in such a way
Because she had Flares
Was a school idol
And everyone shouted:

Come on and rock me Sonic Sue

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

Come on and rock me Sonic Sue

(long music part)

Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me
Honey honey do it to me rock me

Yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaah

Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, Sonic Sue
Sonic Sue Sonic Sue, oh oh oh Sonic Sue

(repeat until end)

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neminem - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
As far as I can tell, Amadeus has 4 syllables, and Sonic Sue has 3.
Redlocks - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but it still goes with the tune, don't it? Try singing it for yourself. I even done it myself.
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Samantha Clarfet - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Still stalking Sonic Sue, huh? lmao
Shells - September 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Sue Sonic was born a rock star!
Agrimorfee - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
YOu get extra points from me for being the ONLY PUBLISHED PARODY (written or recorded) that I know of that completed the ENTIRE SONG--from the spoken word dates, to the verses, to all the choruses. You could have done something beside "do it to me rock me" near the end, but this was very good. Funny how you havent dont anything else since then, it seems, Redlocks. A one hit wonder?

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