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Song Parodies -> "Rock Me Kage and JB (ode to Tenacious D)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Amadeus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Falco

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Me Kage and JB (ode to Tenacious D)"

Parody Written by:

Havoc

The Lyrics

This is a song by me Havoc. It's called Rock Me Kage and JB.
Rock me Kage and JB
Rock rock rock rock me Kage and JB.
Rock me all the time to the top

They're gods in rock n roll history
Cuz these guys are Tenacious D.
They do Tribute, and Wonderboy
What they do it's so awesome.
They do rock, they do roll.
But all the women love them
And each one shouts out
Come on and rock me Kage and JB.

Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, oh oh oh Kage and JB.

They are superstars
They are popular
They're so awesome
Because these guys have flair
They are virtuose
They're like rock idols.
And everyone shouts out
Come on and rock me Kage and JB.

Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, oh oh oh Kage and JB.

Come on and rock me Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, oh oh oh Kage and JB.

It was on a lonesome road
They met a shiny demon
Who threatened to eat their tenacacious souls.
If they didn't blow doors down with rock n roll.
From which their great song came
It the best song in the world.
They're so awesome, man.
People love those punks

Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, oh oh oh Kage and JB.

Come and rock me Kage and JB.

Baby baby do it for me rock me
Baby baby do it for me rock me
Baby baby do it for me rock me
Yes yes yes
Baby baby do it for me rock me
Baby baby do it for me rock me
Baby baby do it for me rock me

Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, Kage and JB.
Kage and JB, Kage and JB, oh oh oh Kage and JB.
I hope you liked that. And i would like to tell the guy who gave Werebelushi's parody of the song to keep his big flanhole shut! Thank you, you've been a great audience.

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Ditto - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Great stuff! 1-1-1!!!!!
Havoc - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Ditto. At least someone out there likes me.
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