(We hear a familiar A minor chord on synthesizers. We see a man with a heavy Austrian accent dressed as a wallaby in a Hawaiian shirt.)

He was the first wallaby to set foot in O-Town
He lived in Autralia from the day of his birth
Then he moved to the U.S., met a turtle and cow
It's my favorite cartoon:
Yeah, it's Rocko's Modern Life, yes

He was a wallaby, looked like kangaroo, and his Hawaiian shirt
Was purple and blue
Had a dog, Spunky, sold some comic books
It's my favorite cartoon:
Yeah, it's Rocko's Modern Life, yes

Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko
Oh oh oh Mr. Rocko

With a Really Really Big Man comic and Ed and Bev Bighead
Rocko is the perfect man
He never stopped to worry what the next day would bring
His life is so modern
Rocko's Modern Life, yes

Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko
Oh oh oh Mr. Rocko

Come on Rocko's Modern Life, yes!

Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko
Oh oh oh Mr. Rocko

Ran for many years on Nickelodeon
It wasn't on too long, but then it died so young
The coolest cartoon in history
Still on in reruns:
Rocko's Modern Life, yes

Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko, Mr.Rocko,
Mr. Rocko, Mr. Rocko
Oh oh oh Mr. Rocko

(Change chord to B minor and repeat indefinitely...)