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Song Parodies -> "Saline In Women's Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams"

Original Performer:

Eurythmics

Parody Song Title:

"Saline In Women's Breasts"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Saline in women's breasts
Makes it fun for men to guess
Oggling shirts forming commit T's (preferably wet)
Many women partin' like Dolly
Some of them standard issue
Some women run Betty Boop by you
Some of them stuffing with tissue
Some women want to be reduced

Saline in women's breasts
Makes it fun for men to guess
Oggling shirts forming commit T's (preferably wet)
Many women partin' like Dolly
Some of them standard issue
Some women run Betty Boop by you
Some of them stuffing with tissue
Some women want to be reduced

I wanna make sure and answer pure
I wanna find breast cancer's cure
(Bazooming) Hold your Chest up, High beams on
Keep your chest up, blinder's on
Hold your chest up, high beams on
Keep your chest up, blinder's on'
Hold your chest up, high beams on
Keep your chest up, blinder's on
Movin' on!

Saline in women's breasts
Makes it fun for men to guess
Oggling shirts forming commit T's (preferably wet)
Many women partin' like Dolly
Some of them standard issue
Some women run Betty Boop by you
Some of them stuffing with tissue
Some women want to be reduced

I wanna make sure and answer pure
I wanna beat breast cancers
Gonna make sure and answer pure
We're gonna find breast cancer cure

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John Barry - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting combo of parody and public-service announcement. Somewhat reminiscent of my [PLUG] "These Boobies Are from Dow Corning."
MrMacphisto - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job
Meriadoc - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Some good use of words in this. :-)
Paul Robinson - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This was excellent, Lionel. Fine work. 5's...
Itty Bitty Titty Commitee - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
My name is Lionel Mertens and I aprove this Parody
Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!

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