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Song Parodies -> "Cream Cheese (Is Made of This)"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"

Original Performer:

Eurythmics

Parody Song Title:

"Cream Cheese (Is Made of This)"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Cream cheese is made of this
Pasteurized warm milk and cream
A stabilizer like carob beans
Plus some salt and some other flavorings

Some people like chives and onions
Some people like it mixed with berries
Some people like it with garlic
Some people like it plain, it's true!

Cream cheese is quite the bliss
Not a one can disagree
Phila-delph-ya is known for these
Everybody loves it on something

Grab your bagel
Toast your bagel (spread it on!)
Grab your bagel (spread it on!)
Hold your bagel (spread it on!)
Eat your bagel!

Some people spread it on bagels
Some people spread it on cinnamon bread
Some people spread it on celery
Some people spread it on themselves (?!?)

Cream cheese is made of this
Pasteurized warm milk and cream
A stabilizer like carob beans
Plus some salt and some other flavorings

Cream cheese is quite the bliss
Not a one can disagree
Phila-delph-ya is known for these
Everybody loves it on something (fade....)



Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 9

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Jack Wilson - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Three fives Ill vote for this,people should mind to disagree
Serafina - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice work... and I like how you varied the stanzas each time, providing a broader selection of words than in the original. 5-5-5.
alvin rhodes - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
few things i like more than cream cheese...the parody is delicious as well
Ann Hammond - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
loved it
Meriadoc - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Hate cream cheese; hate the OS, but like this parody!
John Barry - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I love food parodies that glorify the mundane. Such as this one.
Yoidy - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll provide the background singing.. Whooa Haaa Haaa! 555
Michael E Cormier - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Damn, I love cream cheese and bagels and now I'm hungry! Here's 555. Send me some right away. lol good work

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