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Song Parodies -> "Kelsi Dahlia Swam Down"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Europe

Parody Song Title:

"Kelsi Dahlia Swam Down"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Since hearing the retirement of US Olympic swimmer Kelsi Worrell Dahlia, she is now a swim coach at Notre Dame University in Indiana and enjoying her life as a swammer. I also got to meet her brother, Kyle in the weight room at the my local Y. Nice guy who used to swim for my YMCA’s swim team and then the University Of Louisville.
She was an Olympian
Raised in South Jersey
And started at Tarnsfield
And stroked, without mercy?
I know she has gold in her case
She’s left the lanes (left the lanes)
Will she ever be in chlorine again?

Yep, Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Kelsi Dahlia swam down

Oh
She’s out in the Midwest (Midwest)
And with the Hoosiers
‘Cause in Indiana
Fighting Irish ain’t losers, yeah
With so many medals cased up
And swimmers in town
I’m sure that the sport needs her so

Yep, Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Kelsi Dahlia swam down

Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Kelsi Dahlia swam down

Kelsi Dahlia swam down (Kelsi Dahlia swam down)
(Oh)
Oh
Kelsi Dahlia Swam Down, oh
Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Kelsi Dahlia swam down (Kelsi Dahlia swam down)
(Oh)
Yep, Kelsi Dahlia swam down
She was an Olympian
(Kelsi Dahlia swam down)
That sport needs her so
Kelsi Dahlia swam down (Kelsi Dahlia swam down)
(Oh)
Kelsi Dahlia swam down
Yeah



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