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Song Parodies -> "The Final Chowdown (Onslaught's Version)"
Original Song Title:
"The Final Countdown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Europe
Parody Song Title:
"The Final Chowdown (Onslaught's Version)"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
okay Onslaught, now it's your turn. here's YOUR requested version of "The Final Chowdown" concerning a wannabe competitive eater in training and the stomach pain that goes along with it! I too, would like to enter an eating competition. but with my more restricted calorie intake at the moment, I don't believe that will be happening anytime soon... anyway, everybody, please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI
I’m eating spaghetti
some pizza as well
a dozen chalupas
straight from taco bell
I’m seeking out some local fame
for chowing down (chowing down)
tomorrow, I’m doing it all again
For The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
Oh
Wienerschnitzel wieners (wieners)
some Sonic footlongs
8 helpings on deeners (dinners)
a box of Ding-Dongs, yeah
with just over 5 days to go
I must keep all down (keep food down)
so massive chunks, I will not blow…
At The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Oh, Oh-Ooohhhh!
(the fateful day has arrived, the eating contest! the competitive eaters all chow down rapidly, to the tune the greatest guitar solo of all time!)
The Final Chowdown, (moans)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
(moans)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
I’m Puking Spaghetti
I Won The Chowdown
But Now Need Dry Toast
After Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
(hurls)
Way Too Much Food To Down! (the big winner darts off to the bathroom.)
some pizza as well
a dozen chalupas
straight from taco bell
I’m seeking out some local fame
for chowing down (chowing down)
tomorrow, I’m doing it all again
For The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
Oh
Wienerschnitzel wieners (wieners)
some Sonic footlongs
8 helpings on deeners (dinners)
a box of Ding-Dongs, yeah
with just over 5 days to go
I must keep all down (keep food down)
so massive chunks, I will not blow…
At The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
Oh, Oh-Ooohhhh!
(the fateful day has arrived, the eating contest! the competitive eaters all chow down rapidly, to the tune the greatest guitar solo of all time!)
The Final Chowdown, (moans)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown
The Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
(moans)
‘Twas My Final Chowdown
I’m Puking Spaghetti
I Won The Chowdown
But Now Need Dry Toast
After Final Chowdown (Final Chowdown)
(hurls)
Way Too Much Food To Down! (the big winner darts off to the bathroom.)
thanks for reading!
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I can’t believe you wrote this whole thing, 555.
^ wasn't that the old AlkaSeltzer line? Good one! 555!
He wrote it 'Slaught ..... No 'Slaught, I wrote it
I see what you did there!!
Tee hee hee ((the big winner darts off to the bathroom.)) That's cheeky toilet humor. . .love cheeky toilet humor. This original song is so ridiculously over the top cheesy that with this idea put to it, it's a good dichotomy twist. Good write. BTW--Cheesy isn't necessarily bad to me, I like the song-but cheesy opens it up for parody. You should check out Red Ant's parody "Whiny Rock Song", it touches-bluntly-on it:)
^ thank you, everybody! :)
So, to sum up what Below Avg Dave is saying Jonathan the greater the cheese factor in.the OS, the "grater" the potential for humor
I hope that last pun didnt "great" on anyone's nerves ... cause I had a "grate" time posting it!!!
^ that was "grate" mate!
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