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Song Parodies -> "The Eggnog Countdown"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Eggnog Countdown"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Jon!
(3 months, two months, 1 month, GO!!!)

We're waiting together,
It's summer, Oh Well...
But it soon will come back
At Walmart, on the shelf
Every year it's the same
9 months, it's not found
But sure enough it'll be back again!

It's the eggnog countdown
The eggnog countdown

Oh yeah! It's coming!

Some eggnogs are heinous (heinous)
Lactaid, Borden, Hood, and Silk nog
Southern Comfort is victorious (victorious)
When it appears in Fall, yeah
Not much time left to go
By October it's bound, Walmart bound
Gonna buy gallons, we know, let it flow!!!

It's the eggnog countdown...
The eggnog countdown [2x]

The eggnog countdown...
Got the mugs ready to go!!!

It's the eggnog countdown
The eggnog countdown [2x]

It's the eggnog countdown
Birds of a feather
The eggnog countdown
Just a few months to go
It's the eggnog countdown

It's the eggnog countdown...

No alcohol in Jon's...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Jonathan - July 03, 2017 - Report this comment
when my favorite drink meets my favorite song! 455
Rob Arndt - July 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, was really mad that this year Huffington Post didn't include Southern Comfort in it's Top 10 rating! Lactaid was number 1- gross!!!
Jonathan - July 04, 2017 - Report this comment
^ you kidding? not cool! oh well, happy 4th, Rob!
Rob Arndt - July 04, 2017 - Report this comment
It was from last Xmas. I posted the earlier evaluation last year, not the updated one. However, by this Xmas they may do another evaluation. It just seems so unusual to remove Southern Comfort eggnog which had two of the top 10 previously. Here's the last evaluation:

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