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Song Parodies -> "The Final Ounce Down"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Europe

Parody Song Title:

"The Final Ounce Down"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This one's for Jon. Eggnog will be disappearing soon...
(ten days, nine days, eight days, seven days, six days, five days, four days, three days, two days, one day, gone!!!)

Nothing lasts forever,
But it tasted quite well,
And by next October it'll come back
As a drink- seasonal
For eggnog, only one name
The best around (best around)
Southern Comfort's earned it's fame!

It's the final ounce down
The final ounce down

Oh!

Causes so much sadness (sadness)
Have to wait 'til next Fall
It causes us madness (madness)
There'll be no more at all, Oh
With so many months to go
With no substitute found (found)
I'm drinking this last cup... drinking it slow!

It's the final ounce down...
The final ounce down [2x]

The final ounce down
Slow... slow

It's the final ounce down
The final ounce down [2x]

It's the final ounce down
But Borden*? No never!
The final ounce down
Sipping so slow
It's the final ounce down

Oh, no!!!
It's the final ounce down...

Gulp...!!!
(Back to Vanilla Soy)
* Borden eggnog sold in California all year. Yuck!

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Max Power - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
The year comes to a close.
Max Power - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
With that said, you should come and look at the comments section of the parody from last night. I might have triggered something stupid and unstable.
Jonathan - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
while it's upsetting that Southern Comfort is almost gone again, I love this parody! my favorite song, combined with my favorite drink? I almost can't take it! 5s
P.S. Rob, I'm submitting the parody you suggested to me, as a collaboration! it should be up tomorrow! :)
Rob Arndt - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, I am sad to inform you that both my Safeway and Walmart has already let SC go off the shelves! Safeway still has what's left of the Lucerne brand, which isn't bad, so I bought my last half gallon today :-(
Jonathan - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
dang, it's not even January yet! What was their rush? Oh well, that's why we gotta enjoy it, while it lasts! :)
Larry Hensley - December 29, 2016 - Report this comment
Ugh, I can't stand eggnog. Got it once from a local convenience store and couldn't stand it. But I liked the parody!

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