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Song Parodies -> "My Hot Blonde Knockout"

Original Song Title:

"The Final Countdown"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"My Hot Blonde Knockout"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Dedicated with love to "Forever Fox"
(5 foot 11, 38-24-36)

We're living together,
She's my forever Belle
Long legs, a firm rack
Wears designer quite well
She's a glamorous dame
The one that I've found (one that I've found)
Despite lack of fortune and fame (she's my babe)

She's my hot blonde knockout
My hot blonde knockout


She's my muse, my Venus (Venus)
And she stands real tall
Maybe 4" between us (between us)
5" stilettos and all, oh yeah!
Off to the disco we go
Amongst stares all around (all around)
My heart's thumpin' cause I love her so!

She's my hot blonde knockout...
My hot blonde knockout [2x]

She's my hot blonde knockout
Oh yeah!

She's my hot blonde knockout
My hot blonde knockout [2x]

It's my hot blonde knockout
Always be together
My hot blonde knockout
Into her arms I go
Angelic hot blonde knockout

Oh, oh yes!
She's my hot blonde knockout

I feel so blessed
That, I want you to know!!!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 34

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 4   1
 5   31

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Peter Andersson - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll use this opportunity to tell amirighters that Europe got back together a couple of years ago, now they're one of those bands that realised that you can't make new old friends so they're making music mostly just for the heck off it, better than ever, without needing to look for list potential, having a base fan group to reach out to. Joey Tempest was never really gone of course, just give this "pop" song "The Match" from his second solo album a listen, it's simply brilliant:

Peter Andersson - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Ms. Annoyed - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Sexist. Objectifies women on the basis of physical attributes alone. 111.
@PMs - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Back on your leash dog!
Ms. Annoyed - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
@PMs: You don't have enough manliness to sniff my poop.
Sarah Lee - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, @PMs -- Go back to licking where your balls are missing. As for the parody, like Ms. Annoyed: 111
Rob Arndt - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and other supporters. As for the fighting femmes: you are intruding on my thread and hitting me for what a Commentator said. My parody is about ONE woman, not ALL women. Did you even bother to read the top comment by me? Btw, if you feel insecure about the way God made you, complain to Him!!!
Dan Sanders - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Forever Fox sounds enticing and drop dead gorgeous! If she's yours, you are one lucky guy!
Rob Arndt - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
"The Match" is good, but kinda depressing. My parody is about a woman with surpassing natural beauty whose radiance brings joy supreme to her companion lover. He is enraptured by her beauty, not driven by lust. It should NOT be taken as offensive. I list her as Belle, muse, and Venus.
Jonathan - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
you've taken what is quite possibly my favorite song of all time (Final Countdown) and made it about a leggy blonde woman I'm trying to find the problem here but other than a few minor pacing issues I'm stumped 455 and to all the feminazis (internet term for extreme feminist which is who I am addressing here) you DO realize that it's possible for a guy to find a girl "hot" and still respect her right? crazy as it sounds it's true! imagine that! would it be more respectful if instead we said "that girl sure is smart! too bad she looks worse than the back-end of a donkey..."? I've never understood the huge problem with being called attractive! personally I'd kill for that problem! (LOL) anyway as Rob said if you're so insecure take it up with the big guy who created you!
Ladies of the Night - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
"38-24-36; Long legs, a firm rack" -- and that's why you love her? I'd respect you if you called your emotion what it is -- lust. Lust is good. Own it. But keep it sanitized for our protection.
Rob Arndt - October 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Well said Jon!!!
Ted - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
She sounds like a total babe, 5s!
Rob Arndt - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
LON, actually No... the OS by Europe had a countdown sequence of numbers at the beginning (10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1). I HAD to substitute some numbers that fit the topic. 5' 11" 38-24-36 is totally appropriate. The so-called "perfect" female body shape is 36-24-36. I am describing an actual person. As Jon said, what's wrong with appreciating female BEAUTY? Every woman I've ever known or have been with has been obsessed with her looks. Not just face, but body too. I've already described her as Belle, muse, Venus. In other words gracious, inspirational, and lovely. And the main male character LOVES her and feels BLESSED that's she's his girl.
I Love Women - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
How contradictory for Ladies of the Night. You use a pseudonym based on whoring and accuse the author of lust! I liked this. So much in fact that I am curious who Forever Fox is!!!
Check this out - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
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