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Song Parodies -> "Admiral Kirk's War Song"

Original Song Title:

"Rock the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Europe

Parody Song Title:

"Admiral Kirk's War Song"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my 2nd Star Trek parody of a song from "The Final Countdown." This is about Admiral Kirk wanting to kill the evil shit out of Khan. How do ya like that....KHAAAAAAAN?!!!
I sent two members
To spend the day
To search for evidence
Right down in Baton Bay

Khan has caught them
In the trailer
He has made Terrell and Chekov
Feel like failures

Evil Khan went insane
F**king with their brains
He put slugs in their heads
They better get out of the heads
Or they'll be dead

Oh noo I want that
Khan to die tonight
Right before the next day of light
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
Khan must die tonight
He's gonna lose the war tonight
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
His ship will blooooooow!

I fly my starship
Through galaxies
Wish I could make Khan's ship
Smell like rotten cheese

Battles aren't easy
They're always tough
But it gets to the point that
Khan ain't tough enough

I am in for the thrill
To go shoot and kill
That evil Khan in this duel
Before my ship's out of fuel,
I'll win this duel

Oh yeah I want that
Khan to die tonight
Right before the next day of light
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
Khan must die tonight
He's gonna lose the war tonight
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
His ship will blooooooow!

Khan must die tonight (4x)
KHAAAAAAAN!

(Then, Kirk yells "KHAAAAAAAN!", like three more times)

Evil Khan is insane
F**king with my brain
He won't mess with my head
Soon, I will have that guy dead
Khan will be dead

Oh yeah I want that
Khan to die tonight
Right before the next day of light
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
Khan must die tonight
He's gonna lose the war tonight
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah

(short guitar instrumental)

Khan must die tonight
Right before the next day of light
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah
Khan must die tonight
He's gonna lose the war tonight
Khan must die tonight
F**k yeah f**k yeah

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Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Scotty - After considering the pros and Khans of this parody, I'd say you've achieved the Prime Directive. :D
Scotty Dangerously - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment
It would be funny if Kirk said 'I'm talking about Khan in Star Trek II, not Kane in Robocop 2' lol Anyways, thanks for the comment, Ribber!

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