-> "Hard, Tough Test"
Original Song Title:
"Wild, Wild West" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hard, Tough Test"
Forty-seven classmates working up a frenzy
A,B,C,D? Answer, what will be?
Sitting in a classroom, heading for the big doom
I’m in the back seat, won’t get caught if I cheat
Teacher’s mean, she is unfair
She stares at us with this evil glare
Stuck to our seats with these exams
Longer, should have studied
Need to take this hard, hard test
This hard, tough test
Feeling very anxious, dealing with calculus
Questions about hist’ry, answers are a myst’ry
Forty-seven questions, stuck on Number 1
Gotta hurry up, rush it up
I’m way down the bottom
Had brain freeze, gray matter’s bare
I had the urge to pull all my hair
All Greek to me, this chemistry
I am going mental
Dealing with this hard, tough test
I’m in distress
My head is all filled with air, I’m sweating all around
Got me jittery, fidgety
My head starts to pound
Knowledge had sank, mind drawing blanks
Teacher’s lectures learned, but I had lost track
Turning green, my brain’s been fried
Can’t answer all even if I tried
Faced with defeat with these exams
Stuck with every question
Why’d I have to take this test?
This hard, tough test
This baffling test
(This) rough test
Can someone tell me what’s the answer to Question 24?
Is it true or false?
Now, go on tell me
Is the answer to 3x3 is 9?
Jah tell me
Conjure me answers do great minds think alike?
So did that-Sir Thomas Edison invent the first light?
Atomic number of gold, is seventy-nine, right?
Need to pass this hard, tough test
Time is hard-pressed
Coming to my dismay
Writing all these essays
Never get to college
With this lack of knowledge
Taking, taking hard test
Gave me, gave me much stress
Feeling dumb, brain is numb
Feeling like a clueless bum
Incomplete, but I don’t care
I’m feeling crushed by all this despair
Turned out that I got a big F
I’ve thrown in the towel
I’ve quit with this hard, tough test
I flunked this test
Won’t take this test (hard test)
(That) dumb test!
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