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Song Parodies -> "Lo Mein (The Chinese Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Lo Mein (The Chinese Song)"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is about a college student's insanely large order of lo mein from a Chinese restaurant.
I just wanted to hang out with Chinese takeout lo mein
I wanted to head down and order 2 pounds of lo mein
I wanted to try, wanted to try, wanted to try lo mein
I was feeling screwed and needed to kick the blues with lo mein
My day was done but I got fuel to ride on - lo mein
I got my, I got my, I got my lo mein
I thought my day was done, but I was having fun chowing on lo mein
Don't forget this fact, when you're out of whack, get lo mein
You should try, you should try, you should try, lo mein
You should try, you should try, you should try, lo mein

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 4

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? - September 29, 2014 - Report this comment
isn't the original a bit longer? this seems a bit more like a fragment thingy
Joe the Crazy Conch - September 29, 2014 - Report this comment
These are the only lyrics I'm aware of - the rest of the song is Mr. Clapton's incomparable guitar playing.

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