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Original Song Title:

"Hungry Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Carmen

Parody Song Title:

"Under-sized"

Parody Written by:

Randy Hearn

The Lyrics

About a man just about to get lucky, but is scared he's not up to it and trying to tell his hot girlfriend.
I've been meaning to tell you
I've got bad feelings at your bedside
I look at you and I'm trau-ma-tized
Bad time tonight
Now I'm, not your Great White Knight

My dink's, under-sized
It never grew so it's max-i-mized
My dink's, under-sized
Just killed the magic between you and I

I shoulda told you but fear won out
Don't wanna show you my junk's, all Cub Scout
Crashin' tonight
Now I'm, not your Great White Knight

My dink's, under-sized
It never grew so it's max-i-mized
My dink's, under-sized
Just killed the magic between you and I

My dink's, under-sized
Now I'm, not your Great White Knight
My dink's, under-sized
It didn't make it past pint-sized

You need your whoopee, this stub's not meant to please

My dink's, under-sized
It never grew so it's max-i-mized
My dink's, under-sized
Just killed the magic between you and I

My dink's, under-sized
Now I'm, not your Great White Knight
My dink's, under-sized
It didn't make it past pint-sized

My dink's, under-sized
My dink's, under-sized
Now I'm, not your Great White Knight
My dink's under-sized



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Jonathan - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Good Little Parody! 5s
Slick Willy Clinton - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Hey, as I've always said: it's not the size, it's what you do with it!
Below Average Dave - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
I've seen this struggle in person. . .

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