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Song Parodies -> "Hypnotize"

Original Song Title:

"Hungry Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Carmen

Parody Song Title:

"Hypnotize"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Based on a true story...
I've been meaning to tell you
I've got this feeling that won't subside
Look at the watch swing from side to side
You're getting tired
Now I'll, find out if: you lied
While, you're...

Hypnotized! I want to know all the things you hide so I'll
Hypnotize! I'll count to three and you'll blink your eyes!

All of the secrets you've told, I doubt
If you don't mind I'd like to knock you out!
Then I'll find out
What you've, bottled up: inside
When you're...

Hypnotized! I want to know all the things you hide so I'll
Hypnotize! I'll count to three and you'll blink your eyes cause you're
Hypnotized! Now I'll find out: if you lied and I'll
Hypnotize! When you wake up you will feel revived!

You're getting sleepy...soon you'll open up to me!

Hypnotized! I want to know all the things you hide so I'll
Hypnotize! Your lids are heavy so close your eyes and get
Hypnotized! Your eyes will bulge out until they dry and I'll
Hypnotize! When you wake up you will feel rev-i-i-i-i-ved!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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Red Ant - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Yikes, another one I thought I might vote wipe. 5s. I can barely remember TOS, but this was hypnot..............................ic.=)
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Little low on the funny factor here.
Adagio - June 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Unfair....a woman's entitled to SOME secrets. :) DKTOS. but it was .....ah.....nm...u know!
Johnny D - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Or, as David Letterman used to say, "HYP-MOE-TIZED!" ;-)
Rick C - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Flows right along with the OS!
Melhi - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) I hear only the sound of your voice... do what you say... praise you like a god... fives, always fives, yes master... ;)
Stuart McArthur - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) when you Americans eventually get "Little Britain" over there, it makes this parody extra funny, jeff - nice job
Dee Range - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(H) After voting 5's, I somehow also quit smoking!
Scathe - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) CRAAAAAAAZY.
MysteryGoat - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great song, and the pacing was spot on.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Penned? You'll hum!
Hypnotic work, Jeff.
Arwen - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--Nice work here, Jeff...I'd really like to learn the Hypnosis trick...it would've come in handy with some of the guys I've dated! =)
2nz - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, fits well with what I remember of the song. And really funny rhyme scheme. Anyhow, I am ready to learn, Master Reuben. Teach me these advanced Jedi mind tricks.

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