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Song Parodies -> "Love Ninja"

Original Song Title:

"Love Ninja"

Original Performer:

Erica and Barry Goldberg

Parody Song Title:

"Love Ninja"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a silly song from the last episode of the "Goldbergs" in which Erica and Barry try to make up a hit song to get their dad to buy them a $900 stereo with the new cd player tech. I am taking this partial song and finishing it.
Well, it was just outside of Jersey
But not actually in the state
Donny drilled metal things in a mill
Danger was his fate
But his desire burned like fire
For a stealthy gal named Kate

She's a love ninja, a love ninja
Love ninja, snap the neck of my heart
She's a love ninja, love ninja
Nunchuck my life apart

Roundhouse, face kick, elbow chop
Ninja stole my heart and she wouldn't stop
Bow staff, blow dart, samurai blade
Ninja went off like a ninja grenade
Girl chose smoke bomb, vanished in the sparks
She's so deadly like a robot shark
A robot shark, how sweet that would be?
Mechanical beast swimming in the sea...

Now, Donny loved her so deeply
He knew she would lie in wait
Slowly would move in for the kill
Was her plan for them to date
To get feudal was his desire
Might have to fight to get to fourth base!

She's a love ninja, a love ninja
Love ninja, snap the neck of my heart
She's a love ninja, love ninja
Practicing her romantic arts

(Rap repeat)

She's a love ninja, strong kisser
Love ninja, shurikens of Eros pin my heart
She's a live ninja, love ninja
Shadow princess, deadly charms

Loving her puts me in harms... way
I'm Donny with my stealth gal Kate

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 225

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 5   214

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AFW - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Remembering the old original, "Goldbergs"...haven't got into the new one...aways heard the term as, "numchuck"...Google says either way ok...nunchuck, or numchuck...
Rob Arndt - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
It's Nunchucks from Nunchaku origin. FYI
Becca - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
How sweet😍
Callmelennie - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
And speaking of which, how are you doing, Becca? ... You're probably not the Becca I'm thinking of, but we can pretend, right?
Craig Allen - April 13, 2015 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome! Need me a ninja girl!
Rob Arndt - April 14, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, I enjoy Kunoichi love!!!
twilightknight - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
I loved it
Rob Arndt - August 26, 2015 - Report this comment
I don't know why but thousands have hit this one. Must be linked somewhere. 6057 hits in mos!
Kelley - August 09, 2018 - Report this comment
Wow! Over 10,000 hits! ❤❤❤

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