I tried to recover
From a night of total drinkin
Oh wait im ashamed
I took of my cloths
and run around so nude
and all i could think was food
that i stop for a kebab
but the place was closed that day
That i didnt know, that i didnt know, that i didnt know, that i didnt know

Its cloooooooosed
I am so hungry
Oh wait i freeze
open up right now
cause
i need to peeeeee

And if the pubs open
lets go for a pint or two
we could mix drinks or cocktails
and do a little dance
I am so full of booze
Oh wait im going to oooze
no stella of budwiser
Could make a man remember his partner
Whats her name, Whats her name, Whats her name, Whats her name

Joan?...( Susan?... Babra?)
I hear her call
Oh wait i seeing
double heading towards me
O wait its the misses and shes looking angry

(Piano part)

I am so full of booze
and all im thinking is who?
that i managed to get home
But i dunno how
that i have no clue, that i have no clue, that i have no clue, that i have no clue

Taxi
Oh take me home
Oh wait i sneeze
take me home to my house
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee