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Song Parodies -> "Acapulco Gold"

Original Song Title:

"Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enya

Parody Song Title:

"Acapulco Gold"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Get me bales
Get me bales
Get me Acapulco Gold
Get me weed
Weed I need
From the shore you're smuggling
Get me bales
Get me bales
Get me smashed and stoned once more
Get me weed
T-H-C
For my stoner partying

...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]

...nn-nn-DUH, nn-DUH !!!

[ --- Timpani DRUMBEAT --- ]

Bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh!
Bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh!
Bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh!
Bale an' weigh, bale an' weigh, ----

( ---- bale an' weigh! ) Smoke a strong
Smoky bong
And start pokin' with your dong
Then you breathe
T-H-C
And your eyes look like cherries
Then you do
Acid too
And before not very long
You get high
And you buy
From a dealer who's slea-zy

...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]
...nn-nn-duh, nn-duh...
[ --- Harp glissando --- ]

...nn-nn-DUH, nn-DUH !!!

...ahhhh--ahhhh...

Lighting up, lighting up, lighting up,
light the doob

... oooo ...

Toking up, toking up, toking up,
toke the doob

... oooo ...

Dope it's not, dope it's not, dope it's not,
I've been screwed ...

... aaaaAAAAHHHH !!!

[ --- Timpani DRUMBEAT --- ]

Bale of hay, bale of hay, bale of HAY !!!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, bale of HAY !!!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, bale of HAY !!!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) From the north
To the south
Now I seek the dealer who
Thought that he
Could screw me
With a bait-and-switcheroo
Carry me
On the waves
To the land he's hiding in
Carry me
There today
And I'll hand his hide to him

Freakin' bale, freakin' bale, had no Acapulco Gold!
Freakin' bale, freakin' bale!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) Drinkin' beer, drinkin' beer, 'cause no marijuana's here
Drinkin' wine, drinkin' wine, thinkin' now I'm feelin' fine
Freakin' bale, freakin' bale!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) Been so long, been so long, since I sucked upon the bong!
Freakin' bale, freakin' bale!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) Oh to breathe, T-H-C, so my eyes look like cherries!
Freakin' bale, freakin' bale!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) When your dong's, feelin' wrong, have a bong to make it strong!
Freakin' bale, freakin' bale!
Bale of hay, bale of hay, ----

( ---- bale of HAY !!! ) Caught the guy, caught the guy, who kept me from getting high!
Freakin' nailed, freakin' nailed!
Make him pay, make him pay, ----

( ---- make him PAY !!! ) He's a narc, he's a narc, he's an undercover narc!
Freakin' jail, freakin' jail
Jailed away, jailed away, ----
( ---- jailed away !!! ) Freakin' jail, freakin' jail
Jailed away, jailed away, jailed away !!!
Jailed away, jailed away, jailed away !!!
Anal rape, anal rape, anal rape !!!
Anal rape, anal rape, anal rape !!!
Bail I pay, bail I pay,
BAIL I PAY !!!

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
it is so funny that you even tried to do this, Johnny D - so after that initial laugh, every brilliant line was a bonus - big 5s for you to take away take away take away...
John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Quite a feat--parodying ambient background noise. 5s
Ski-dog Jenkins - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That's the funniest shite I've ever read!!!
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
As old Frankie Blue eyes use to say, "Doobie doobie do"
Red Ant - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Johnny D, the twist at the end was funny. I had forgotten how long this song was.5s
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Your usual brilliance! Fivers
Dee Range - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
LMFAO, Johnny.Hard to keep writing to your superb standards, but you do it time after time. Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' lol
Lenny Quites - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
[applauds frantically in tears] A frikkin masterpiece!
Johnny D - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, JB, Ski-dog, AFW, Red Ant, Rick C, Dee Range, and Lenny Quites.
Jeff Reuben - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job JD! AFW, wasn't that the Bud Ice Penguin?
Johnny D - June 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jeff.
Seamonkey - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Enya and weed? Holy crap, that's most of my college daze! Very..*cough* nice...*hack!* job, my man! Woah... this parody's got me nicely toasted.
Johnny D - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Seamonkey!
Leprachaun - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
wow....i love this!!!!!
Johnny D - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Leprachaun!

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