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Song Parodies -> "I Guess That's Why Call It The Blues (London Cafe)"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why The Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why Call It The Blues (London Cafe)"

Parody Written by:

Eurrgh!

The Lyrics

Don't wish it away
Every London café
Between you and me I could honestly say
That things can only get better
And while I'm away
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long before you and me run
To the place in our hearts where we hide
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Just stare into space
Picture my face in your hands
Live for each second without hesitation
And never forget I'm your man
Wait on me girl
Cry in the night if it helps
But more than ever I simply love you
More than I love life itself

And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Laughing like children, living like lovers
Rolling like thunder under the covers
And I guess that's why they call it the blues

(Repeat to end)

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Lifeliver - January 09, 2013 - Report this comment
See comment on your other stupid post. What are you gonna call yourself next time?
Callmelennie - January 10, 2013 - Report this comment
How are you getting these "parodies" by the editors? You can't change 1% of the lyrics and call it a parody

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