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Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Picking Your Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"

Original Performer:

Elton John and Kiki Dee

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Go Picking Your Nose"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

DON’T GO PICKING YOUR NOSE

Don’t go picking your nose.
But I think I shall sneeze.
You’re awful, you know it’s dirty.
But you didn’t say “please”.

So don’t go picking your nose.
I’ll scratch my bum if you like.
You’ve no manners, you’re a filthy child.
Just go hop on your bike.

Damn you, get up those stairs now,
Up to your bed.
You can drop dead!

Right now, you’d better listen (you’d better listen)
You’re just a lout,
You can get out!
Oh no, I’ll hang about.

But don’t go picking your nose.
I’ll go on picking my nose.
Go on picking my nose.

I think you’re appalling.
Oh, please stop your bawling.
You’ve changed since you’ve grown older.
It comes with the teen years.

I just can’t understand you.
I don’t think anyone can.
Ah but once you were very good.
Yes well, I’ll soon be a man.

Damn you, get up those stairs now,
Up to your bed.
You can drop dead!

Right now, you’d better listen (you’d better listen)
You’re just a lout,
You can get out!
Oh no, I’ll hang about.

So don’t go picking your nose.
Don’t go picking your
Don’t go picking your
Don’t go picking your nose.
Don’t go picking your
Don’t go picking your
I’ll go on picking my nose!

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2Eagle - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Pick a winner - 5's.
Rob Arndt - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Obviously the pick of the day- 555!!!
Jonathan - October 31, 2014 - Report this comment
for some reason I can't seem to Pick a clever pun for this parody why? Nobody Nose 5's

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