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Song Parodies -> "The Bitch Is Hoarse"

Original Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Back"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Bitch Is Hoarse"

Parody Written by:

Aaron Abas

The Lyrics

This is based on Elton's performance in Melbourne 1986. His vocals were terrible!
I was diagnosed when I was five
Raisin cysts, although I never tried
Voice is changing, now the tone get coarse
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets hoarse

Lose meat on Friday, that's alright
Even polyps on a Saturday night
I can bitch the best when your vocals spoke
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of coke

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is hoarse
Stone cold stoned to make it even worse
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm worser than you
It's the way that I sing
The ears that it stings

I entertain by rasping nodes
Sell my voice by dropping notes
I don't like those, my God, what's worse
Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets hoarse




Bitch! Bitch! The bitch is hoarse! (x4)

(guitar solo)

(incoherent backing vocals) (Yeah...!!!)

AHH (incoherent) The bitch is hoarse!
These aren't the actual lyrics, I've rewrote them myself since the titles were changed; the concert was uploaded on YouTube with changed titles to match Elton's vocal shape. Anyway you can find my lyrics in the comments section of those videos!

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