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Song Parodies -> "I'm Still Standing"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Still Standing"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

song about drink
You could never know what its like
You cannot handle it you are always high
And while I was always sober hanging round by you
You’d end up like a total wreck, you just cant handle booze

You never ever couldn’t handle drink
Well look at you lying on your back again
I got a simple thing that I need to say
And if you need to know why I’m still laughing you just made my day

Don’t you know you I’m still standing better than I ever did?
Drinking like a partygoer, never knowing when to quit
I’m still standing after all this wine
Drinking all the weaklings around me under the mat tonight

I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah

Once I never couldn’t handle it
I started on that road and couldn’t stop again
The drinks I made were meant to knock me out
And no matter what the purpose I acted like a clown

Y’ know I’m still standing better than I ever did?
Drinking like a partygoer, never knowing when to quit.
I’m still standing after all this wine
Drinking all the weaklings around me under the mat tonight
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
(solo)
Y’ know I’m still standing better than I ever did?
Drinking like a partygoer, never knowing when to quit.
I’m still standing after all this wine
Drinking all the weaklings around me under the mat tonight
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
(fade)

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