I confess the dog hurled on your shoes



Please wash it away
Don’t look at it like it’s tan leather
Between doo and pee I could honestly see
The dog is under the weather

And while I’m away
Clean up the dog mess inside
And it won’t be long before you and me run
To the place where we hide all our shoes

And I confess the dog hurled on your shoes
Grime on my hands, is the grime-- it’s dog doo
Gagging and choking, wheezing and heaving
Hurling like thunder, oh! it’s real bad news
And that’s why the dog hurled on your shoes

Just wash the shoes please
Wash them real good with your hands
Clean them for hours with some disinfectant
And don’t forget, wipe them off!

Wait! Please don’t hurl
Hurl in the yard, not inside!
Now once and for all we have clean shoes
For now, keep the dog outside