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Song Parodies -> "I Guess Thats Why They Call Her A Dude"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess Thats Why They Call Her A Dude"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

Don't wish it away
she dont look like a female at all
Between you and me I could honestly say
and i know shes hairy and gets fatter

And while I'm away
she likes eatin non stop
And i only know that she aint the girl i married any more
and lots of farting is in her heart and she loves to burp

And I guess that's why they call her a dude
all of this time it felt like a man is who i screw
burping like children, shes like my brother
she really needs a shower and shave her back every half an hour
And I guess that's why they call her a dude

Just stare at her face
she has a face that compares with a man
she Lives for each second without cleanin her messes
And shes the oppisite of feminen

look at this girl
scratches her belly every single night
feminen or not I simply love her
and to me shes still attractive

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stuart mcarthur - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
well, I thought it was kinda funny, White Trash! - the idea ceratinly was - 555
You met another... - August 17, 2007 - Report this comment
...and *thpppt* you was gone!

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