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Song Parodies -> "They Won't Stop Spoofing 'You're Beautiful'"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"They Won't Stop Spoofing 'You're Beautiful'"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I don't know. At first I wanted to make a song telling people to at least start making all of James Blunt's songs as equally from being parodied. But after taking in the deed I never made one myself, I thought of maybe taking it back. But then I decided to make a spoof also recognizing the people who actually had the courage ( unlike me) to spoof that song. Therefore here it is, I just hope no one hates me for this!
Don't spoof it each time
Cause this craze might go on forever
For eternity
Or at least till I die
James Blunt song's getting much older

Cause all I can say
It's become more addictive
Than Avril's one song
And more than LP's numb
That's why I don't take part
Nor abide

Please stop spoofing James Blunt's " You're Beautiful"
Some I can stand
While other's are just bull
Some about children
Pity for other's
None about thunder, or even butter
Please quit spoofing James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"

It's such a disgrace
Just to say it's not fun
Without his permission
Okay, maybe that is not done
At least Weird Al
Tried to be nice if it helps
By gaining consent before making spoofs
Unlike me, myself

But I guess they'll never stop making spoofs
Time on their hands is like time taking poo's
Few about buildings
Ugly for other's
None about Hondas, or even blonde dudes
But at least they made one of VJ2

Make not me hurl
Cry for the sight if it helps
It won't get better
I guarantee you
It will go on I can tell

What can I say about that song, it's good
Spoofing that song was not something I could
I'm not like Red Ant
Or TSB dude
Dumb ass kid, Nick Joos
Unlike me their cool
Enough to make a "You're Beautiful" spoof

(Spoofing that song now, I do not know how)

Cause I'm nothing but a no-talent goof

(What he said is truth, one heck of a douche)

And I guess this entire satire is proof!
Peculiar, isn't it? Both James and Elton are British, huh?

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Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, both James and Elton are British. But there's a difference: Elton has talent.
2Eagle - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I think that finally ran its course. I was having fun with it.
The Charnstar - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehehe, so true, so true... Even though I joined the craze, I DID IT ON ACCIDENT! I didn't know it was cause of Your Pitiful, I just thought everyone really hated it or something dumb like that... I'M SORRY!... 5-5-5
Red Ant - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, Joel, this is one of your best, and I don't say that just because you name-dropped me! Varied choruses, hitting many internal and end-line rhymes, including the whole outro, and the satire were awesome. BTW, this is a MUCH harder song to parody than "You're Beautiful", and you're cool in my book. 555.
Kristof Robertson - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant's right, Joel....this is easily one of your best. A nice swipe at both JB and the poor unfortunates who fell onto the bandwagon. Cool! 555

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