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Song Parodies -> "I Guess That's Why They Call Those Things Boobs"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call Those Things Boobs"

Parody Written by:

R S Leergaard

The Lyrics

Watch a teenege boy and his friends while girls are standing around
When they think no one's watching, you can see when their tongues hit the ground
And you see they have heads, but you know that there's nothing inside
'Cause when they see girls, with those cute little curls, their brains fall right out their behinds

And I guess that's why they call those things boobs
When boys see those things, I swear it's their minds that they lose
Dumber than clover, one great big boner, panting like rover, over and over
And I guess that's why they call those things boobs

They stare into space, thinking of girls, while holding themselves in their hands
An empty ol' head without cognizant thought, they're worse than a dirty old man
When girls are around, they try to act cool but they can't
One last thing, all their thinking is done with the head that lives in their pants

And I guess that's why they call those things boobs
When boys see those things, I swear it's their minds that they lose
Dumber than clover, one great big boner, panting like rover, over and over
So I guess that's why they call those things boobs

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Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2006 - Report this comment
When I saw the title, I HAD to drop in. The parody doesn't QUITE live up to the promise of the title, RS, and the pacing was a bit iffy...but there was enough good stuff in there to earn a solid 444.
A tip, RS: think about the layout of your parody. Those LONG sentences make it difficult for the reader to get a sense of the pacing, and are harder to read.
Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, he really is one... Wait, this isn't another parody about that drunken, anti-Semitic Mel Gibson?
R. S. Leergaard - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I suppose it could use a little work. I tried to follow the original song's pacing but I gues breaking up the sentences might help. Thanks for the review
gel - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
This song is soo true.
Porfle Popnecker - September 18, 2011 - Report this comment
That's strange--looking at boobs seems to double my brain activity.

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