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Song Parodies -> "I Guess That's Why They Look At Your Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"I Guess That's Why They Look At Your Food"

Parody Written by:

jbels

The Lyrics

Your dish on a tray
They look at it like it's their dinner
Your order came first and the patrons across
Are so hungry that they're looking thinner.

And while we dig in
Drool all over their laps
Use their naps
Cause their order's not here
And it just isn't fair cause they got here first.

And I guess that's why they look at your food
They want to see if you got something good
Fresh basil salad
Chicken that's quartered
"Dammit, I wish that's
what I had ordered!"
And I guess that's why they look at your food.

Just stare at my plate
Picture my food on your fork.
Liver and onions, milk from Carnation
And never forget loin of pork.

"Waiter, come here,
Where the hell is our meal?
What's the deal?
We simply want food,
Before the night is through."

And I guess that's why they look at your food
They do not know that they are being rude.
Baked apple dumplings
Turkey that's basted
"Pardon me, do you,
mind if I taste it?
And I guess that's why they look at your food.

Fresh basil salad,
Chicken that's quartered,
And I guess that's why they look at your food.

Baked apple dumplings
Turkey that's basted
And I guess that's why they stare at your food.

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