Song Parodies -> Bad Bongs (Save So Much)
| Original Song Title: | "Sad Songs (Say So Much)" |
| Original Performer: | Elton John |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bad Bongs (Save So Much)" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Guess there are times
When we want weed
To sooth
A little pain
And sifting around through rough pot
Is so hard to do when only seeds remain
And it's times like these
When we all seek
Around up high and low
And from the tar in some old bad bong
We can scare-up some old T-H-C you know
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
If some burnout
Is looking hard enough
To scrape it out
When every bit of weed is spent
Then it's easier to smoke that tar no doubt
The kick inside is when
The resin finally
Gets to you
Though it feels so bad to smoke that tar
You're coughing 'cause its rough to breathe those fumes
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
So much
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
When we want weed
To sooth
A little pain
And sifting around through rough pot
Is so hard to do when only seeds remain
And it's times like these
When we all seek
Around up high and low
And from the tar in some old bad bong
We can scare-up some old T-H-C you know
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
If some burnout
Is looking hard enough
To scrape it out
When every bit of weed is spent
Then it's easier to smoke that tar no doubt
The kick inside is when
The resin finally
Gets to you
Though it feels so bad to smoke that tar
You're coughing 'cause its rough to breathe those fumes
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
So much
Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs
When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out
Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge
When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
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John? Is this another of those experience songs again? ;-p
Thank you, Peregrin. ;-D
For the answer to your query, kindly visit my parody of Elton John's song "Crocodile Rock":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn58.shtml
For the answer to your query, kindly visit my parody of Elton John's song "Crocodile Rock":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn58.shtml
Paperclips work pretty good too. I mean, so I've been told!
Thanks Leah!
Good stuff, Johnny. I had a room-mate my freshman year of college who went from not going near any sort of drug, to owning a bong named 'Mr. bubbles' and having a 'posse' to use it with. Yeah... college was fun.
Thanks 2nz.
funny...5s
Whaattt...oh....yeah....parody....bongs....uuuhhhh...gooood...5's....
Almost forgot to vote after writing that comment...
Thanks Alvin, and thanks.....uhhhh.....Paul, yeah, that's it, uhh, yeah......
Looks like I'm not the only one who missed this first time around... I'm not sure if with this one you're scraping the bottom of the bowl, but I won't say it brings back memories... %p
Thanks Phil ... just another somebody scraped somebody's bong song.
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