Song Parodies -> Bad Bongs (Save So Much)

Original Song Title:

"Sad Songs (Say So Much)"

Original Performer:

Elton John

  
Parody Song Title:

"Bad Bongs (Save So Much)"

Parody Written by:

Johnny D

Guess there are times
When we want weed
To sooth
A little pain

And sifting around through rough pot

Is so hard to do when only seeds remain

And it's times like these
When we all seek
Around up high and low

And from the tar in some old bad bong

We can scare-up some old T-H-C you know


Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs

When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out

Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge

When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much


If some burnout
Is looking hard enough
To scrape it out

When every bit of weed is spent

Then it's easier to smoke that tar no doubt

The kick inside is when
The resin finally
Gets to you

Though it feels so bad to smoke that tar

You're coughing 'cause its rough to breathe those fumes


Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs

When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out

Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge

When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much


Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
Bad bongs, they save
So much


Scrape 'em out
Scrape 'em out
Scrape out those bad bongs

When all dope is gone
Just stick a spoon in
And scrape 'em out

Then reach into the tube
Just peel that resin sludge

When all dope is gone
Bad bongs save so much
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Peregrin - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
John? Is this another of those experience songs again? ;-p
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Peregrin. ;-D

For the answer to your query, kindly visit my parody of Elton John's song "Crocodile Rock":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn58.shtml

Leah Lockhart - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Paperclips work pretty good too. I mean, so I've been told!
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Leah!
2nz - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Johnny. I had a room-mate my freshman year of college who went from not going near any sort of drug, to owning a bong named 'Mr. bubbles' and having a 'posse' to use it with. Yeah... college was fun.
Johnny D - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks 2nz.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
funny...5s
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Whaattt...oh....yeah....parody....bongs....uuuhhhh...gooood...5's....
Paul Robinson - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Almost forgot to vote after writing that comment...
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, and thanks.....uhhhh.....Paul, yeah, that's it, uhh, yeah......
Phil Alexander - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like I'm not the only one who missed this first time around... I'm not sure if with this one you're scraping the bottom of the bowl, but I won't say it brings back memories... %p
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil ... just another somebody scraped somebody's bong song.

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