I must have been out of my mind
From early dawn until bed-time
Sky shite all across my TV screen

Am I ok up in the head?
Or am I to-tally brain dead

Sky all day & sky shite's gone away

With the prices high & the films to buy, there's no chance you'll get me subscribing sky
The programs old, they're not wide screen, those crappy ads are in between

Sky shite, I only subscribed for a while - Sky shite - a waste of time I lost my mind
It sure aren't free

All of the night its Will & Grace, on UK gold it's Hale & Pace
The fees are bad, and programs sure are crap

Is it a case of 'Get a life?' U.K. Horizons every night
There's crap on here I think I'll go away,

(PIANO)

Its either Lovejoy, or Ground force
Or cooking meat or mending doors

Sky shite,
Sky shite,
Sky shite,
Victim of crime - wasting my time - on Sky TV

I've had enough; you won't get me on here again,

With the prices high & the films to buy, there's no chance you'll get me subscribing sky
The programs old, they're not wide screen, those crappy ads are in between

Sky shite, I only subscribed for a while - Sky shite - a waste of time I lost my mind

Sky shite, I only subscribed for a while
Sky shite, I only subscribed for a while

Sky shite,
Sky shite,
Sky shite,
Sky shite,