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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindee"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindee"

Parody Written by:

Terry Allan Hall

The Lyrics

I don't know what comes over me at times...
Grandma got knocked up by a reindeer
Said it was the best sex of her life
For 40 years, she's been schtupping Grandpa
Now Prancer's gonna make her his new wife!

Lately Grandma's been so moody
Since Grandpa ran away
With a 19-year old stripper
Can't blame her that she kinda felt betrayed

But she was different Christmas morning
She was joyous, bright and gay
We assumed she was enjoying
All the fun involved with this Happy Holiday

(chorus)

She no longer moons for Grandpa
Say's he wasn't great in the sack
Says now she's getting better
Buck-lure is her aphrodesiac

Still the family is pretty worried
And they honestly have a reason
And I wonder about my new Uncle
And how we'll keep him home during Hunting Season

(chorus)

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

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< ! ! ! > - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful, sir ! !
Oh, yeah - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
this reminds me of the movie ~ 4-Christmases ~ funny, yet a reality for a lot of folks. R Duvall was great! As was Reece W. & Tim McGraw! bit part with Jon Voight, too.
Andria - December 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Terry, it's not physically possible to get pregnant by a reindeer, or by any other living thing with the very possible exception of a chimpanzee. But I still enjoyed the parody, and I deem it worthy of a 5-5-5 vote.
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderfully funny idea marred by careless pacing.
Michael Pacholek - December 10, 2008 - Report this comment
No doubt written by Sean Preston Federline's son in about 13 years. (Do the math: It doesn't make it any better for Britney!)
CieJe - December 25, 2014 - Report this comment
The scientific impossibilities, are not the point. Many parodies, and even some 'serious' songs have unreal premises i.e. 'The twelfth of never'. It's called literary license. Parodies can be very polarizing, and often controversial, particularly since many have political messages at the heart. Many showcase extremist views which cause a great deal of division. Freedom; of speech, and of the press means, we have to tolerate the surreal, far-fetched, even ridiculous; stories, poetry, songs, paintings, sculptures, etc. It is a part of the price of freedom. People we disagree with, with all our heart, have the same rights we do to express anything that pops into their heads. No matter how poor taste it is in, or how repellent we personally find it. But as to the question, is a human female capable of being impregnated by any non-human male. No. Although freak shows (m know its not politically correct, however it WAS the term of a certain day and age) once featured the few surviving creatures who lived past childbirth, that had been birthed by female sheep and goats, impregnated by, sexually deviant human males (not that any came forward it's quite illegal) Some of these, had the body of the animal, but had the hands, feet, and face of a human. They seldom lived very long ultimately dying horribly of various complications. It was quite heartbreaking. My great-grandfather had lived down the street from a boy who had committed that crime but without DNA testing it couldn't be proven but his family had to live with the shame since everyone knew he was guilty. My great grandpa (and most of the town) steered clear of him and when he reached adulthood he had to move far away to find work, since nobody from his hometown would hire him - or let him date their daughters.
Fido Goldberg - December 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Human chimeras are plentiful. They have DNA which is different for two or more organs. This situation occurs, for example, when cells are shed from a fetus and become incorporated in the mother's brain. Or the DNA swaps may occur between fraternal twins in utero. The effects are almost always benign and invisible, and all strands of DNA are entirely human. Freak shows, which purported to display half-humans half-animals, were for the suckers, one of whom was born every minute.

I am a bit different, being poodle in the rear and Jewish up front. I first became aware of my mythological status when I heard my father call my mother "a real dog." Living in a multicultural neighborhood, my pooping on the street is tolerated because I can pick up after myself. However, I have been asked many times to stop licking my balls in public.

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