Song Parodies -> Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindee
| Original Song Title: | "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" |
| Original Performer: | Elmo & Patsy |
| Parody Song Title: | "Grandma Got Knocked Up By A Reindee" |
| Parody Written by: | Terry Allan Hall |
I don't know what comes over me at times...
Grandma got knocked up by a reindeer
Said it was the best sex of her life
For 40 years, she's been schtupping Grandpa
Now Prancer's gonna make her his new wife!
Lately Grandma's been so moody
Since Grandpa ran away
With a 19-year old stripper
Can't blame her that she kinda felt betrayed
But she was different Christmas morning
She was joyous, bright and gay
We assumed she was enjoying
All the fun involved with this Happy Holiday
(chorus)
She no longer moons for Grandpa
Say's he wasn't great in the sack
Says now she's getting better
Buck-lure is her aphrodesiac
Still the family is pretty worried
And they honestly have a reason
And I wonder about my new Uncle
And how we'll keep him home during Hunting Season
(chorus)
Said it was the best sex of her life
For 40 years, she's been schtupping Grandpa
Now Prancer's gonna make her his new wife!
Lately Grandma's been so moody
Since Grandpa ran away
With a 19-year old stripper
Can't blame her that she kinda felt betrayed
But she was different Christmas morning
She was joyous, bright and gay
We assumed she was enjoying
All the fun involved with this Happy Holiday
(chorus)
She no longer moons for Grandpa
Say's he wasn't great in the sack
Says now she's getting better
Buck-lure is her aphrodesiac
Still the family is pretty worried
And they honestly have a reason
And I wonder about my new Uncle
And how we'll keep him home during Hunting Season
(chorus)
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Careful, sir ! !
this reminds me of the movie ~ 4-Christmases ~ funny, yet a reality for a lot of folks. R Duvall was great! As was Reece W. & Tim McGraw! bit part with Jon Voight, too.
Terry, it's not physically possible to get pregnant by a reindeer, or by any other living thing with the very possible exception of a chimpanzee. But I still enjoyed the parody, and I deem it worthy of a 5-5-5 vote.
Wonderfully funny idea marred by careless pacing.
No doubt written by Sean Preston Federline's son in about 13 years. (Do the math: It doesn't make it any better for Britney!)
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