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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Got Run Over By A Muslim"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Muslim"

Parody Written by:

Dylanis Moradept

The Lyrics

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grandma got run over by a muslim
walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra
but as for me and grandpa we appeal

she'd been seen without a prayer-rug
as she left the "chapel joe"
where one does not make affirmations,
simply nags unto one's lord about one's woes

when they found her christmas morning
at the beheading-attack
she had numbers on her forehead
and another print of allah on her back

grandma got run over by a muslim,
walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra,
but as for me and grandpa we appeal

now we all so doubt that grandpa
has been praying for his belle
hear his rug-prayer, "allah, could ya'll
simply spare me from the harm that is your will"

it's not islam without tantrums
by fanatics high on crack
and we just can't help but wonder,
where'd they get and would they give new converts that

grandma got run over by a muslim,
walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra,
but as for me and grandpa we appeal

now the pork is on the table
and the pudding made of pigs (ahh!)
and the "truth of christmas" candles
that are just a-sitting there to muslim-dis

i've warned all my friends and neighbors,
better watch out for your health
they should never give to psychos,
a koran that only makes them wanna kill

grandma got run over by a muslim,
walking home from late-mass christmas eve
you can say the old p.c. type mantra,
but as for me and grandpa we appeal

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.6

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Steve K. - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Pig pudding?
S420 - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a webspace waste at all, but a very good parody in my opinion. Conveys the message that muslims are evil fairly well, and seems well written. Controversy in a good way, 5-5-5
Yoidy - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought it was decent, but could've used fresh verses here and there.
eskimonochristians - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
That one verse should have said "Will they give post-mortem converts their heads back?

If she'd been run over in Saudi Arabia, it might just have been an innocent traffic accident. All driving there is done by horn.

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