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Song Parodies -> "Crosses Got Run Over By The Brain-Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Crosses Got Run Over By The Brain-Dead"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Satire about Larry Northern, a 59-year old Waco, Texas man arrested by police, accused of using his pick-up truck to run over white crosses erected by Bush protestors in Crawford to commemorate U.S. soldiers killed in Iraq
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Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

Bush ain't thinkin' 'cause of brain fog.
Cindy Sheehan's courage did show
Through supporters' dedication
For their loved ones killed in war; with her they'd go.

Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

Vandalism was their warning;
All who dissent, they attack.
They'd leave boot prints on our war dead.
Loud obfuscation, hallmarks of this pack.

Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

Standing tall, these crowds in Crawford.
Bush, not taking this so well.
Right wing pundits making catcalls;
Live in fear and prayin' hard, in case Bush fell.

Right wing's pissed off; hear Rush Limbaugh.
Telling scams, pressing attacks.
But Bush just can't help but blunder.
The momentum will not shift, what if Bush cracks?

Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

Bush's looneys are unable
To free their pRez; stuck like a pig.
Thousand vigils with lit candles
Have them outmatched; this issue got so big.

Not all Bush's Crawford neighbors
Cheer the blood Bush has spilled.
Larry Northern's show of violence
Has now desecrated graves of our troops killed.

Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

Crosses got run over by the brain-dead;
Larry Northern saw them and got peeved.
"Cindy should go home!" the Bushies' mantra.
These chickenhawks disgust the parents who grieved.

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