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Song Parodies -> "Kim K. Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Kim K. Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Amanda

The Lyrics

I don't know about you, but if I see one more front-page news story about the Kardashians, I'm going to puke. Don't they realize that Kim Kardashian is only famous because she made a sex tape and had tons of plastic surgery (which she denies, but I know it's true)? And isn't it a savage hypocrisy that she claims she doesn't drink, but advertises Midori (which, for the booze illiterate, is a melon-flavored liqueur)? Worse, she married a guy just to increase the ratings of her stupid pseudo-reality show and divorced him after 72 days. Okay, fine, I'm ranting. But I have to, especially before a song like this.
Kim K. got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kanye's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for TMZ, they sure believe

She was stinking drunk on eggnog
Kourtney begged her not to go
But she was loaded on Bacardi
And she staggered out the door into the snow
When she found her Christmas morning
Khloe noticed when she passed
She had hoof prints on her cleavage
And incriminating Claus marks on her ass

Kim K. got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kanye's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Perez Hilton, he believes

Never thought Kanye'd impress me
But he's been taking this so well
Then again, he's in a nightclub
Drinking vodka, taking pics with Lindsay L.
I will get on with my Christmas
Tell you, I'm not dressed in black
And I just can't help but wonder
Will they open up her gifts or send them back? (Please send them back!)

Kim K. got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kanye's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But Arianna Huffington believes

Won't stop me from having turkey
And fresh-baked blueberry pie
I'll light candles, but not for her
'Cause the media uproar makes me ask why
Still, I warn my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
No, they shouldn't give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Kim K. got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kanye's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for Kanye West, he sure believes
Kim K. got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Kanye's Christmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all the tabloids, they believe

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Michael Pacholek - November 27, 2012 - Report this comment
I like the Kardashians (even did a "Piano Man" tribute to them), but this was funny. It would have helped, though, if you'd altered the last line of the song a little, instead of doing it word for word.

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