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Song Parodies -> "Grandpa's All Hung Over 'Cause He Drained Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandpa's All Hung Over 'Cause He Drained Beer"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Grandma got run over? Well, Grandpa must have been driving...



Grandpa's all hung over 'cause he drained beer
Drinking from a keg on Christmas Eve
You can say there's no one drinks like Grandpa
But as for Mom and Grandma, oh they're peeved

He'd been sipping on some egg nog
Then the beer began to flow
And he had quite the celebration
Then he stumbled to the floor with eyes aglow

Went to church for midnight service
We sat Gramps down in the back
He ate all the sacred Lord's bread
And the preacher told us never to come back

Grandpa got the munchies 'cause he drained beer
Ate up all the church bread Christmas Eve
Preacher says there's such a thing as sacred
But ask for rue from Grandpa, he dry heaves

Now we're all so down on Grandpa
Think he's taking us to hell
He just sits there watching football
Drinking beer and laying farts that really smell

We got pissed at big lout Grandpa
All the family's stressed, we'll crack
Grandma's tired of Grandpa's blunders
So she smacks him up and gives him quite a whack
Whack attack!

Grandpa got worked over by his main dear
Might not be around come New Year's Eve
You can't say that Grandma didn't warn him
Before she let her anger be unleashed

No excuse for his behavior
No more putting up with it (nah)
He must make a resolution
'Cause we all have had enough of Grandpa's sh!t

We've warned all our friends and neighbors
Better watch your liquor shelves
Hey, we wouldn't give you five cents
For his promise not to break the steps of twelve

Grandpa needs some help to get his brain clear
If he does you know we'll be relieved
Now Grandma says if he skips any meetings
She'll kick his ass from here to Tennessee
Bring it, Grandma!

Grandpa made a promise to abstain: beer
Hoping it's a goal he can achieve
If you say that Grandpa won't be sneaking
Then we can say that you are quite naive

Murry Chrishmush...


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...and a Haaaaappy N-N-New Year!

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Mark Scotti - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
555 shots to that Grampa lush!!!
Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Wonderful job! Here we come a wobble-ing! ;)
Timmy1000 - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great story, Blackjack. I'll drink to that.
2Eagle - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
He even ate the communion wafers? That tastes like cardboard. Why didn't he steal the wine?
carol brown - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Outrageously funny!! 555 beers! (hic)
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
The title got me alone, so did this 555
littleMUSHcakes - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Furry ~ChrishMush~,Sir ! Love this . . . .
AFW - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This has the holiday spirits
blackjack21 - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Mark: Thanksh a bunsh!

OMR: Thanksh, but I didn't wobb nobody. ;-)

Timmy: Thanks, I'll drink to anything, cheers!

2Eagle: Gramps was REALLY hungry and he knows the "wine" is really just grape juice. ;-)

carol brown: Thanksh (hic) Thanksh for th (hic) Thanksh for the beer (hic)

Jack Wilson: Thanks for v/c!

littleMUSHcakes: Mm-hmm, Love when you get mushy.

AFW: Thanks, happy holidays are here again.
Andria - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, blackjack, and the grandpa in this parody reminds me of my late maternal grandfather, Billy Henderson, who died in January of 2002 of heart-related causes. I'm sure Grandpa Billy would have loved your parody. May the holiday spirits that AFW mentioned be with you, but don't drink too much of them. ;-) 555 mugs of cold beer.
Fiddlegirl - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL!!! Grandpa was dreaming of a "tight" Christmas! (Oh, I *kill* me...) :D
LilBulbCakes - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Bulbs, they be crunchin' , while Elves are aMunchin' . . . . How do I fare, when I got a Cowpoke to keep me warm !
Christie Marie M - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
What a hilarious parody, blackjack!! And I thought that Grandma was an alcoholic that got run over by a reindeer! Love the "kick his ass from here to Tennessee line!" 5's!
TJC - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Lexcellent!
blackjack21 - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment

Andria: You tell me not to drink too much then give me 555 mugs of beer? Thanks for v/c! ;-)

Fiddlegirl: Eh, I don't get it...;-D

LilBulb: Eh, I don't get it....;-)

Christie: You didn't wanna mess with Grandma, thanks for v/c! :-)

TJC: L'thank you.
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Now see if you can do "Tiger Got His Ass Kicked By a Golf Club"
Ann Hammond - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
lilBULBpopper! - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Rifle's a Poppin' , as der Bulbs go Crunchin' . . . I got myCowpoke to keep me warm . . . .

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