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Song Parodies -> "Angelina's Fragrant in the bedroom"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Runned Over ba a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo & Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Angelina's Fragrant in the bedroom"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

Here's one for the National Enquirer.
Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That's the latest breaking news today
(Special bulletin!)
Who'd have thought the Big A would be gassy
You thought she was cool in every way.

She'd been eating to much broccoli
Totally was in denial
She refused to take her beano
So she backfired with a vengence after while.

They found Brad down by the shoreline
He was wandering in a daze
He was in the altogether (Eeeeuuuuwww!)
All that he remembered was a haze.
(So amazed!)

Angelina farts under the covers
That's a secret Brad had to admit
Everybody thought that she was perfect
Movie queens are never flatulant.

We knew Brad was masochistic
Had a bondage thing as well
The thing that made him feel romantic
Was Angelina with her toxic smell.

They thought she was such a beauty
And a super saint to boot
(Curb your man!)
But the thing that won Brad over
Was the first time he had smelled her toot.

Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That tidbit was bound to come to "pass"
(That too shall pass!)
You may think that Angelina's pregnant
But as for me I really know it's gas..
(Like El Segundo!)

Now she thought she'd try some kim chee
On their anniversary
She fired a powerful torpedo
That catapulted Brad into the sea.

Now that Brad has long been missing
Her thong underwear is black
And we wonder 'bout the children
Should Angie keep the kids or send them back?
(Send them back!)

Angelina's fragrant in the bedroom
That's the truth, her exes all agree
'Twas the coup de grace for Brad and Jennie
Jen thought that was simply gaucherie.
(Now, who's next?)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...too funny....especially liked the 'el segundo' reference
2Eagle - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin. Folks may think she deserves an Oscar, but I say she smells.
Christie Marie M - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, that's another side of Angelina that I never seen in my whole life!! I always thought she was very sweet. No man would ever want to be in Brad's shoes, I guess. Anyways, LMAO'd at your parody! I enjoyed it a lot! It's a total gas!!!! 5's being ripped out for you!
2Eagle - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
She may be sweet, but all this veneration of her got out of hand - even Jay Leno was in on it. A certain newspaper columnist who says he lives in LA, but has to hole up in a bunker far away from here to avoid rabid fans who might turn on him put the issue into perspective. In essence, he says that she is moderately talented and that she needs a brassiere for her lips.
TJC - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Too funny... and BTW, *I* cut the fives!
LilSmell&Tell - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir 2Ease, I tend to agree with ' that certain' writer/Editor. . . . PS: perhaps she will 'bottle it' and give the proceeds to UNICEF ? ?
2Eagle - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJC and LS&T. You mean the Department of War, LilSmell.
AFW - December 26, 2008 - Report this comment
This is definitely, a gas
Spoof-Man - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Perfect!! This song sure made my day!!
2Eagle - December 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW and Spoof - Man.

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