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Song Parodies -> "ISIS Got Crapped On By Santa's Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo n Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"ISIS Got Crapped On By Santa's Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Robert Allred

The Lyrics

No better way to go into the Christmas season than poking at ISIS
Chorus: ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer. Flying high above to Tel Aviv
Oh some folks say that it's just bad luck, but we all know it's cuz they don't believe.
ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer. Flying high above to Tel Aviv.
Oh some say they were targeted from Riyadh, cuz dear old Santa doesn't like Jihad.

Now this ticked off ISIS real bad and it made them shouting mad.
That infidel Santa must die, they shot a stinger missile in the sky. (Shout) YOU MUST DIE!
Rudolph saw that missile coming, Heading straight for Santa's sled.
As they did evasive measures, they dropped more crap on those jihadist's heads.

Chorus: ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer. Flying high above to Tel Aviv
Oh some folks say that it's just bad luck, but we all know it's cuz they don't believe.

Those jihadists they were stewin, with an evil plot brewin.
They were out to get old Santa, and bring him to an eternal ruin.
ISIS went to a nearby house, for a sinister attack. They were gonna get old Santa, when he came sliding down the chimney stack.

Chorus: ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer. Flying high above to Tel Aviv
Oh some folks say that it's just bad luck, but we all know it's cuz they don't believe.

Santa came on down the chimney with the presents on his back.
They were waiting for old Santa, with knives and guns hidden behind their backs.
Santa wasn't really worried, yes he knew a trick or two. Santa went all bad ass on them, kicking butt with ninja Jujitsu. (shout) Thump! SMACK! WHACK!

Chorus: ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer, he'd been tracking them back from Riyadh.
You can say they got what's coming to them, cuz dear old Santa doesn't like jihad.
ISIS got crapped on by Santa's reindeer, flying high above to Tel Aviv.
After this crazy strange encounter, some of those ISIS boys they now believe.

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TJC - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Ha! Shouldn't Santa just use his Cruz missile-toe?
Rob Arndt - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey should use his Donar and go Blitzin'! 555! That's an inside Bundeswehr joke, but the entire Santa story is of German origin anyway!
Jonathan - October 28, 2015 - Report this comment
they're gettin' nuttin' for Christmas! 455
Rob Arndt - October 29, 2015 - Report this comment
I'll let you in on the upper joke. The last two reindeer were originally Dutch Dunder and Blixem which morphed into German Donner and Blitzen (Lit Thunder and Lightning). My substitution of Donar means pagan German God of Thunder and is a Bundeswehr 155mm SPG! In English, Donar would translate as Thor! With a max range of 56Km, Santa could blast ISIS all day while he was "Blitzin'" a ref to Blitzkrieg. Got it???

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