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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Got Assaulted by Some Homeboys"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Got Assaulted by Some Homeboys"

Parody Written by:

mac195

The Lyrics

Grandma got assaulted by some homeboys
Driving home to her house New Year's Eve
You might say there's no such thing as monsters
But as for me and Grandma we believe

They were jacked on too much St. Ides
Cruisin round lookin' for ho's
Saw her pull up to her place an'
They raped her and they left her in the snow

Threw her purse into the dumpster
After taking grandma's cash
Too bad for these worthless morons
A surveillance camera caught them as they passed

Grandma got assaulted by some homeboys
Driving home to her house New Year's Eve
You might say we build too many prisons
But people who know Grandma aren't deceived

Now we all would like to see them
Taken from their prison cells
See them juiced up 'till they're smokin'
And their souls delivered to the depths of hell

There are thousands just like Grandma
Every year who get attacked
And we just can't help but wonder
Did it matter she was white and they were black?

Grandma got assaulted by some homeboys
Driving home to her house New Year's Eve
You might say that crime's exaggerated
But people who know Grandma would be peeved

On the loose across the nation
Thousands more such filthy beasts
Though the men in blue are trying
It's not exactly safe to walk the streets

Go warn all your friends and neighbors
Better watch out for themselves
Cause near any major city
It's not safe at night for women by themselves

Grandma got assaulted by some homeboys
Driving home to her house New Year's Eve
You might say there's no such thing as monsters
But as for me and Grandma we believe
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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 8

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I see this has already been the target for a Drive-By shooting by the One Guy (Hey, maybe it's Michael Moore?) so I'm giving you 545 to even out a little.
mac - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Know. Looks like Moore brought the SPLC, and the ACLU along to help throw 1's at this one. ;-)
Fitu - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
worst song i'll take it seriously for what points is there left. 1 and 2 don't change it before you loosen your self up to an F which means forgotten.

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