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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

(CHORUS:)
Grandma makes her living as a stripper,
She's a featured act, a "specialty"
Grandma still gets paid to show her ta-tas,
(At least her knockers hide her knobby knees!)

She's been strippin' now for eons
And she puts on quite a show
A geriatric fascination
When she toddles on the stage and hangs 'em low

When you see her, heed this warning
Find a seat that's toward the back,
She's been known to knock some eyes out
It's incredible when Grandma swings her rack.

(CHORUS)

No one works a crowd like Grandma,
You should hear the patrons yell
Sure they're yellin' "Put your clothes on!"
But they're cheerin' when she does...and tipping well!

That's not all there is to Grandma,
You should see her from the back
She can get her cheeks to twirlin'
Cuz they hang down to her heels like gunny sacks!
(Gunny sacks!)

(CHORUS)

When she's dancing on your table
You can book a private gig, (AHH)
You can grab yourself a handful
Just be careful not to snap her like a twig

She's done lots of special favors,
And according to her "friends"
My old Granny's pretty spry yet...
For a gal who dated Abe and wears depends!.

(CHORUS)

(Swing 'em Grandma!!)

(CHORUS)

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Pacing: 4.6
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Total Votes: 54

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Joe Melchionne - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this is the first parody of todays posting that made me laugh...555
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, Melhi, and some unwelcomely vivid imagery - so when someone yells "Show us yer tits" she lifts her skirt?? - 555
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This was delightful, Melhi, and had me laughing! 5's

Stuart...I got an unexpected laugh from your comment too. :D
Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Geriatric fascination", indeed. Hilarious; tipping you with fives.
Kristof Robertson - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll give you all 5's...if you just make the images go away... aaarrggghhh! :-)
Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Melhi! And to quote Andy Rooney "kinda makes you wonder where she got that dollar that she gave you for your birthday..."
Melhi - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Joe M., Stuart M., Pat, Claude, Kristof & AshkiCKsass :) Glad you enjoyed it! AKA: Ewwww!!!! & LOL!!!!
Tim Hall - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny as hell!!!
2nz - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever and very funny Mel. I tried to picture it and went blind for a while. 5s 'cause I managed to get a seeing-eye dog out of the deal.
Melhi - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim and 2nz! LOL 2nz!!!
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Granny-granny-fo-fanny!
Arwen - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh. My. Hell. This is FABulous, Melhi!! 5s!
Melhi - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny & Arwen!
John Jenkins - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Every verse is a classic. Very well done, Melhi.
Melhi - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John J.! Glad you enjoyed it!
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Now we know why so many Grandpas are "grumpy old men."
Billy Florio - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi, Melhi Melhi....what did I tell you about writting brilliant parodies? For every one of these you write, it makes my work look more and more irrelevant......Great job!
Melhi - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael and Billy! Glad you enjoyed it! Michael, I think you may be onto something there! Hey Billy, you misspelled irreverant. ;)
Melhi - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(Oops, so did I! Make that "irreverent.")
shanah smith - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
great job!! although this gave me several images I wish I hadn't thought of...it STILL had me LMAO!!!!! 5's off to ya!
Melhi - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Shanah!
Cookie-man - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Absolutely HILARIOUS! 555
Melhi - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Cookie-man! Glad you enjoyed it!
Melhi - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was a coincidence, the other day, but nope, Ones Guy is definitely a registered member on the 00s board.
Adagio - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm glad you put this one in the SOTM...lol...laughed all over again...Already voted 5's!
Melhi - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat! Glad you enjoyed it!!
Cookie-man - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Forgot to put this in my initial comment (SOTM) :)
Rick D - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved this.
Scathe - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) AAAAAAAAUGH!!! The mind burning visuals! Good work, though. :-)
Melhi - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick, Thanks and sorry about the visuals Scathe, I would've stood up for you if there'd been any question, Cookie Man. (Of course, if Claude made a mean face, I'd have stood up well behind you, but...) :) Seriously, thanks all!
Arwen - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--I'm still getting over this one, Melhi! Yikes!!
Melhi - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen, sorry about that! (Don't worry, I'm sure by the time we're her age, they'll have overturned Gravity v. Us ;) )
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This reminded me of the old joke about the first stripp clup back in the old USSR. After the first month they had to have an emergency meeting cos it was a total failior.

-Can it be the localities?
-No, they're all right.
-Can it be the food?
-No, it's the best that can be bought in the whole country!
-Can it be the drinks?
-No, we only serve prime Russian vodka!
-Can it be the strippers then?
-Absolutely NOT! They have all ben party members for more than 50 years!
Melhi - December 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks and LOL K1!
EmiLoca - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) It's not the images that I find disturbing. It's the amount of time you probably spent fabricating these images in your mind that I find disturbing. 5's.

Actually, I do find the images disturbing.
Melhi - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks & sorry about that, EmiLoca.
Phil Alexander - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I know exactly what EmiLoca means... very, very, funny Melhi.
Melhi - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil! (and sorry. ;) )
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
If you keep posting these autobiographical parodies, Mel, there isn't gonna be anything left to learn about you. Love it. I'm tucking three fivers in your diaper.
Melhi - December 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff! I know you're right... but my life is just so darned fascinating it's hard to look beyond the wonder that is me for inspiration. Well, you know how it is! Speaking of which, thanks for bringing your elves -- wow, do those little fellows know how to have a wild time!
Tim Mayfield - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Melhi, after rolling my eyes, I rolled some 5's!
Melhi - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Tim!
Johnny D - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above
Stuart McArthur - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented
Claude Prez - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Still Depend-ably hilarious, verse after verse.
Peregrin - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thoroughly disgusting and disturbing, which is why 3 fivers have found their way close to your voting nether regions! Now stay away from me ha ha!
Meriadoc - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Great ending!
Melhi - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, Stuart, Claude, Pippin & Merry!
Jeff Reuben - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job! Surprised I hadn't commented yet, I know I read and liked this one before.
Melhi - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff! No sweat about not leaving a comment, before, just glad you enjoyed it! :)
Paul Robinson - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mel - I hope you realize that you have now got me laughing out loud at 20 cents per minute while sitting here at Kinko's on New Year's Eve...Gee...you could combine this with the OS from Johnny D's entry and ask Granny to "take your clothes off, Granny...)...I am sick, yes...5's...
Melhi - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul -- if you're paying 20 cents a minute to read this, go do something else and read this when you're back on a cheaper connection! Thanks! I'm so glad you enjoyed it, especially considering you had to pay to read it!! Sounds like you have a hilarious new parody idea... I look very forward to reading it when you get back and submit it!! Happy New Year to you, Paul -- and to everyone, here!!
NOVEMBER 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH GOLD MEDAL - January 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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malcolm higgins - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
well done melhi.. reminds me of the old joke. what's the patch of hair between grandma's boobs? her crotch. 5-5-5
Melhi - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Malcolm! ROFLMAO!!!! That is too funny!!!
martha - January 06, 2005 - Report this comment
really Mehli you shouldn't encourage them!!!! LOL congrats!
Melhi - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
You have a very good point there, Martha! I hadn't thought of that. Thanks!
Leolatetotheparty - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
That's f-in' hilarious.
Melhi - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Leofashionablylatebutnevertoolatefortheparty! ;)
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I was showing a friend some Amiright highlights the other day and we laughed over this one. Still love it.
Melhi's - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Grandma made the highlights reel? (No, she made the audience reel... *rimshot*) Glad you both enjoyed it!!
John Jenkins - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Still a very good parody and the last line is a great way to finish.
Melhi - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John J.!
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
My seeing-eye dog and I still owe you one.
Melhi - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
So I guess you won't be wanting the URL to Granny's webcam, then, eh 2nz? Hee hee! Thanks and sorry about the blindness.... and the nightmares... and the permanent twitch....

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