-> "Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper"
Original Song Title:
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer"
Parody Song Title:
"Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper"
Grandma makes her living as a stripper,
She's a featured act, a "specialty"
Grandma still gets paid to show her ta-tas,
(At least her knockers hide her knobby knees!)
She's been strippin' now for eons
And she puts on quite a show
A geriatric fascination
When she toddles on the stage and hangs 'em low
When you see her, heed this warning
Find a seat that's toward the back,
She's been known to knock some eyes out
It's incredible when Grandma swings her rack.
No one works a crowd like Grandma,
You should hear the patrons yell
Sure they're yellin' "Put your clothes on!"
But they're cheerin' when she does...and tipping well!
That's not all there is to Grandma,
You should see her from the back
She can get her cheeks to twirlin'
Cuz they hang down to her heels like gunny sacks!
When she's dancing on your table
You can book a private gig, (AHH)
You can grab yourself a handful
Just be careful not to snap her like a twig
She's done lots of special favors,
And according to her "friends"
My old Granny's pretty spry yet...
For a gal who dated Abe and wears depends!.
(Swing 'em Grandma!!)
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