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Song Parodies -> "Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A John Deere"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Grandma got run over by a John Deere
Plowed her real good, now she's kaput
You can say old folks are always welcome
But I think that my grandma's underfoot

She'd been put out to the pasture
Out at Golden Fogey Hills
What a harrowing disaster
Grandma, ask not for whom the bell tills

It was hoe-rrible to ponder
We all field bad no doubt
Combined with that we have to wonder
Who should water Grandma when she sprouts

Grandma got run over by a Goodyear
Not far from the Superdome got hit
You can say old folks don't like rock music
But Grandma thinks that Zeppelin's heavy sh*t

I could Ramble On for hours
Goodyear maybe, not for her
Looks like a Whole Lotta Lunchmeat
She bought herself that Stairway, that's for sure

Grandma got run over by a plane gear
Squashed and brought up with a landing tire
You can say there's no such thing as angels
But now she's one of heaven's frequent flyers

She went down to get her luggage
By the carousel she sat
Said she'd go see what's the problem
And she'd be back in seven minutes flat

Grandma got run over by a train, dear
Thought the tracks a parking lot somehow
You can say old folks ain't got no teeth left
But Grandma sure can chew-chew-chew right now

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 9

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Rick D - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Xmas is over! But your sense of humor still run over.
2nz - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Meh, not your best. Felt like a stretch, but good marks for keeping the Christmas spirit going.
Melhi - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Love the wordplay, especially liked:
"You can say old folks don't like rock music
But Grandma thinks that Zeppelin's heavy sh*t"
Starlette Victory - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
That's so sick it's funny.
Claude Prez - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all; I know this one didn't really make a lotta sense but as Rick noticed, Christmas is over and if I didn't run it up the flagpole now I was never gonna. Leavin after tomorrow for a week or so; Happy New Year all.
David Chrenko - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You get an "A" for wordplay, Claude. Happy New Year.
Johnny D - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
For the sheer unmitigated twistedness of it all, this parody gets three 5's....good pun-engineering, too.
Mikey - December 28, 2003 - Report this comment
great stuff, Claude...and very funny...
Diva - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
This was smashing! Clever Claude!
Spaff.com - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Rocking in a winter punderland.
Jeff Reuben - December 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Cledus T. Judd actually the same parody a few years ago on his Christmas CD. I enjoyed this version as well!
a_grandpa - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Total trash, no rythym, decent word-play at best, no continuity, … overall grade " C- for effort.
Jack Wilson - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Love it,C4Prez Dispenser, 555

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