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Song Parodies -> "I'll Bomb Iran Tonite"

Original Song Title:

"I Love a Rainy Nite"

Original Performer:

Eddie Rabbitt

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Bomb Iran Tonite"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Bob

The Lyrics

I'll bomb Iran Tonite

Well, I'll bomb Iran tonite
Before the morning light
I don't think it's a blunder
Watch the napalm
As it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good

Well, I'll bomb Iran tonite
Destroy those beautiful sites
I love to feel the pain
Of that race
Taste their blood on my lips
Under the moon of Shiraz

Bombs will blow
Khomeini away (oh, he's dead?)
I'll wake up to a Sunni day
Yeah, I'll bomb Irani sites
Cause, I love a pointless fight
Well, I love to kill Shiites
I don't care about their plight

Boo-hoo

I'll bomb Iran tonite
I love an unfair fight
I don't think it's a blunder
Watch the napalm
As it lights up the sky
You know it makes me feel good

Well, I'll bomb Iran tonite
And I don't care if I'm right
I love to feel the pain
Of that race
To taste their blood on my lips
Under the moon of Shiraz

Hit the pipe
For the second time
I'm trying to make the world mine

‘Cos I do not have insight
No I cannot do things right
But I do know how to fight
No I don't not need no school

ool-ool

Elections washed
All the blame from me
We'll beat ‘em with strategery

There's another country still
Be my bitch Kim Jong Il
So long axis of evil
Well it gives me such a thrill
You can see it in my eyes
Selfish use of U.S. might
Blow them all sky-high
Cause I love a pointless fight
You know I do, yeah, yeah
Plus God says that I'm right

Chorus

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Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Your first 1s vote! The first one is always special =)
Dr. Bob - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks, jeff. ill print it out, laminate it and hang it on the wall :)
2Eagle - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, but I don't like songs about violence. I live in the Los Angeles area. How about "I hate a rainy night.".
Dr. Bob - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks 2Eagle. yeah im not big into violence either. heck i even grew up with old-skool (pre-gangsta) rap, but this song just came to me. 99% of my songs will just be about nonsense :)
Dr. Bob - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
btw - too funny re: "I hate a rainy nite." ill leave that one to you. of course, in stating that 99% of my songs will be about nonsense, i will now have to write another 99 songs.
Dr. Bob - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
this song is supposed to be sung by "George W. Bush," not myself. forgot to add that little important tidbit of info at top of the song.
Michael Pacholek - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
We kind of got it, Dr. Bob. Too bad Bush didn't "kind of get it" on November 2. But then, no matter how many times you explain something to him, he's never never gonna get it. Never never gonna get it.
cookie monster - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I see u tossed your cookies about 15 times
Dr. Bob - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment
cookie monster - actually it was done by someone else. we alerted the webmaster. we figure it was done 9 times.

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