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Song Parodies -> "Smarty All The Time"

Original Song Title:

"Party All The Time"

Original Performer:

Eddie Murphy

Parody Song Title:

"Smarty All The Time"

Parody Written by:

The Invincible

The Lyrics

For the unfamiliar, Smarty Jones was a race horse who had a chance to be the first in 25 years to win the Triple Crown, a series of the three biggest horse races of the season. He won the first two and came in second in the third. Last Friday he announced his retirement. This song is about him.
Man I heard all this hype on
A horse come out of Philly
Making a legit run for the Triple Crown
I saw the Derby one day, and he just blew right past them
(He just blew right past them)
But he was under even money, of course he beat them down

Was a fan of Smarty all the time, Smarty all the time,
Smarty all the time
All this hype on Smarty all the time, Smarty all the time
It's Smarty all the time

Races record time
He runs the race in record time
Derby number nine
Derby number nine
He wore the famous number nine
Smarty all the time

I watched ESPN, just hangin' with my homies
On a bright Saturday, the Belmont Stakes
And then from out of nowhere, who the heck is Birdstone?
Smarty wore himself out at start and just placed (that's it?)

I had ten bucks on Smarty all the time, Smarty all the time,
Smarty all the time
With all the hype on Smarty all the time, Smarty all the time
On his hoof he has a chronic shine, has a chronic shine,
Has a chronic shine
Last week he announced he would retire, 'nounced he would retire

Smarty, Smarty, Smarty, Smarty, Smarty, Smarty, Smarty..
(Was about Smarty all the time)
The race was Smarty all the time
So they put him out, and so they put him out
Smarty all out to stud
They all want Smarty, they all want Smarty now
Fillies wait in line
To get down with Smarty
Fillies wait in line
Smarty all the time

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Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) DKTOS - Didn't know that Eddie Murphy ever recorded anything. I watched Beverly Hills Cop on TV last night. Wish I would have seen this earlier, I would have tried to listen for that song in the soundtrack in case it was there. Nice read even though I don't know the original.
John Jenkins - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS either, but I like the topic - someone forced into retirement at age 3 and the only things he has to look forward to for the rest of his life are eating, sleeping and providing stud service.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Fillies wait in line / To get down with Smarty" ..... ah, it's a stallion's life, ain't it? I mean, we WISH it was, don't we? Er, ah, I mean, harumph (throat-clearing noises), MINE is, of course, already, harumph harumph.
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I know about this song. I did it also. Yours is better.
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, it IS funnier than the original at least. Good stuff Maynard.
Melhi - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
S-Round Great Job!
Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but it reads very well.
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting subject matter!
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...I haven't thought of this song for-EVER...and now I think I'm going to be singing it all day long...hmph. ; ) Good job!
martha - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS but like the others said it reads well
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I stopped watching the Derby after 1971 when my horse came in dead last out of a field of about 20.... :-P
MysteryGoat - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I don't know jack about horse racing.
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Just horsing around when you wrote it?
---------------------------------------- - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
AW6

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