-> "Baked Beans Moan Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home Tonight"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Baked Beans Moan Tonight"
The Lyrics
Baked Beans Moan Tonight
I feel the thunder
It's the thunder that cries to keep all-bran to quake at night.
Argh! Phew, the pants burn!
I shouldn't thunder when I feel my weight sway left and right
Ripped calls, you cower , not breathing
It isn't safe to walk near grisly stinks I groan
Antacids, (taken), fizz running through me
Let's find the beans and burp “grease retching songs”.
I can feel you heave
I can feel my farts’ heat blasting.
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don't want to let one go till you strike that light!
Baked beans moan tonight!
Listen honey
gusts my fanny sang! Beans and chili baby!
I’m delighted by all this “sparkfest”
I let bright flares
I quake, blew freeps and groans
I scared some company
My farty can’s danger: it freeps some more, then the mold winds blow!
I can feel you heave
I can feel my fart heat blasting. . . .
Beans and chili baby!
Gusts my fanny sang
I say
Gusts my fanny sang:
Beans and chili gravy
Gravy
my darling!
I squeal the thunder
it's the thunder!
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike a light
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike that light
Baked beans moan tonight!
I don’t want to let one go till you strike a light!
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