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Song Parodies -> "Jump His Bones... Lady!!"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Home Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eddie Money

Parody Song Title:

"Jump His Bones... Lady!!"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

If a mummy got a stiffy
And couldn’t keep it hid or under wraps
Would his curator find him a lover
Would she be up for a little nightcap?
A lot of bondage comes with deceasing
It can’t be fun to burn with lust in a coffin
Mummification left him horny
Who robbed the crypt and turned this mummy on?

He would love to breathe
He would love a necromancer

Jump his bones… Lady
You’d never know that he has E.D.
Jump his bones… Lady
Listen honey
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy

It gets lonely locked in a museum
Things turn ugly when you are needing some
You need some therapy… a straightjacket restraint
To keep you dry when the wet dreams come

You can’t even breathe
You can’t even stop this madness

Jump his bones tonight
You’d like to see Cialis® bring him back to life
Jump his bones tonight
Listen honey
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy
Luv your mummy wummy

Don’t play innocent
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy
Luv your lover
You have a sickness
It’s a sickness

(Repeat chorus)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Rick C - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Very well done. Couldn't keep it under wraps. 555
Paul Robinson - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I haven't thought of this OS in a long, long time. A bury good job in making it into a funny tomb-tune. Nice descryptions - 5's ~ ~ ~
John Barry - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Right on the Money.
Guy - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Mummy Mia. Really gives new meaning to jumping bones. This was a real hoot. Well done Lionel. Very original. Especially liked the necromancer line.

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