-> "Jump His Bones... Lady!!"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Home Tonight"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jump His Bones... Lady!!"
The Lyrics
If a mummy got a stiffy
And couldn’t keep it hid or under wraps
Would his curator find him a lover
Would she be up for a little nightcap?
A lot of bondage comes with deceasing
It can’t be fun to burn with lust in a coffin
Mummification left him horny
Who robbed the crypt and turned this mummy on?
He would love to breathe
He would love a necromancer
Jump his bones… Lady
You’d never know that he has E.D.
Jump his bones… Lady
Listen honey
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy
It gets lonely locked in a museum
Things turn ugly when you are needing some
You need some therapy… a straightjacket restraint
To keep you dry when the wet dreams come
You can’t even breathe
You can’t even stop this madness
Jump his bones tonight
You’d like to see Cialis® bring him back to life
Jump his bones tonight
Listen honey
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy
Luv your mummy wummy
Don’t play innocent
Don’t play innocent
Luv your mummy wummy
Luv your lover
You have a sickness
It’s a sickness
(Repeat chorus)
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