-> "The Epic Mount of Doom"
Original Song Title:
"Electric Avenue"
Parody Song Title:
"The Epic Mount of Doom"
The Lyrics
Ploy!
Ploy!
In Rivendell dey are gath’ring
A buncha Elves, Dwarves, Hobbits, an' Men
Wonder what to do wit’ One Ring
Silently ponderin' “who?” and den
Frodo
Say I take ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
But I don’ know da way dere
Oh I take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
But I don’ know da way dere
Skip ahead so not to bore ya
Dey find beast o’ Shadow an' Flame
Awakened in depths o’ Moria
Da Balrog, Durin’s Bane
Gandalf
He say “Not pass can you!” da Bridge at Khazad-Dûm
Den “fly you fools!” he cry-ed
No! He say “Not pass can you!” da Bridge at Khazad-Dûm
Den “fly you fools!” he cry-ed
Frodo!
He go!
He know!
Such woe!
Frodo!
He take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
And tro’ it in da fire
Oh! He take da ring down to da Epic Mount o’ Doom
And tro’ it in da fire
Dey finally make it to Mordor
Climb up da rocky incline
“Oh Master, please” Sam did implore
But he turn to Sam “Ring is mine!”
Oh No!
I’ll not tro’ it into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Da Precious I desire
Frodo will not tro’ it into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Da Precious he desire
And den deceit
From slappin’ feet
Bite off da finger
Of da Ringbearer’s hand
Oh! Den Gollum fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Heeeee burn up in da fire
Hey! Den Gollum fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom
Oh Yeah! (Den burn up in da fire)
Lava on da left side (Da One Ring fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom)
Lava on da right (An' melted in da fire)
Lava up in da skies oh Samwise (Da One Ring fell into da Epic Mount o’ Doom)
Here come da Eagles! (An' melted in da fire)
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