Song Parodies -> The Reggae Plumber
| Original Song Title: | "Electric Avenue" |
| Original Performer: | Eddie Grant |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Reggae Plumber" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
This parody is about a rockin' reggae plumber, mon!
( instrumental intro )
DOY! (DOY! DOY! DOY!)
DOY! (DOY! DOY! DOY!)
Down in her sink there's a wild leak,
And-And a lots of work to be done!
No time to waste now, she's sloshing,
Time-Time for plumber-man to have fun!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll make it drier!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Where men can play with pliers!
Workin' so hard as a plumber,
Can't afford a pad for my knees!
Deep in my pants I'm a warrior,
Butt crack's all that she sees!
GOOD BOD!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll pump a tire!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then thrill-stake gets higher!
( sung over instrumental break: )
Oh grow!
Oh grow!
OH GROW!
OH GROW!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll pump her tire!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then the stakes get higher!
How did this dame get so "country" ?
Never lets me do my work!
Squealin' for multiplication,
With a shrill pant-ing, me she'll jerk!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll break inside her!
- OH - HO -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then make her perspire!
( sung over instrumental break: )
- OH -
Out it will leak
Out it will leak
Out it will spray fine
Out of the pipe
OH !
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Where men will shake and sire!
- OH -
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And filled a crack inside her!
( sung over instrumental break: )
Out it will leak
Out it will leak
Out of the plumbing
When my caulking is done
OH !
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Whe-e-e-ere men will shake and sire!
- HEY -
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
(OH YEA !!) And filled a crack inside her!
Caulk it in the daytime! (I took a caulk-gun to)
(Erection Avenue)
Caulk it in the night! (Where men will shake and sire!)
(Erection Avenue)
Caulk it in her pipe-ipe-ipe-ipe-ipe! (I took a caulk-gun to)
(Erection Avenue)
Whoah, in her big pipe, mon! (And filled a crack inside her!)
(Erection Avenue)
( repeat to fade, mon )
DOY! (DOY! DOY! DOY!)
DOY! (DOY! DOY! DOY!)
Down in her sink there's a wild leak,
And-And a lots of work to be done!
No time to waste now, she's sloshing,
Time-Time for plumber-man to have fun!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll make it drier!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Where men can play with pliers!
Workin' so hard as a plumber,
Can't afford a pad for my knees!
Deep in my pants I'm a warrior,
Butt crack's all that she sees!
GOOD BOD!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll pump a tire!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then thrill-stake gets higher!
( sung over instrumental break: )
Oh grow!
Oh grow!
OH GROW!
OH GROW!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll pump her tire!
- OH -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then the stakes get higher!
How did this dame get so "country" ?
Never lets me do my work!
Squealin' for multiplication,
With a shrill pant-ing, me she'll jerk!
OH - HO!
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then I'll break inside her!
- OH - HO -
I'll take a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And then make her perspire!
( sung over instrumental break: )
- OH -
Out it will leak
Out it will leak
Out it will spray fine
Out of the pipe
OH !
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Where men will shake and sire!
- OH -
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
And filled a crack inside her!
( sung over instrumental break: )
Out it will leak
Out it will leak
Out of the plumbing
When my caulking is done
OH !
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
Whe-e-e-ere men will shake and sire!
- HEY -
I took a caulk-gun to
Erection Avenue
(OH YEA !!) And filled a crack inside her!
Caulk it in the daytime! (I took a caulk-gun to)
(Erection Avenue)
Caulk it in the night! (Where men will shake and sire!)
(Erection Avenue)
Caulk it in her pipe-ipe-ipe-ipe-ipe! (I took a caulk-gun to)
(Erection Avenue)
Whoah, in her big pipe, mon! (And filled a crack inside her!)
(Erection Avenue)
( repeat to fade, mon )
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You pulled out all the stops for this one! Well done song to one of my favorite OSes in the 80s.
I don't know the song, but I know your pacing. Good one. 5's
Brilliant work, JD...loved it. I only live about 10 minutes away from Electric Avenue (it's in Brixton, Sth London) AND I've met Eddie Grant! I'm sooooo cool...;-) 555
Good one, mon.
You again are so full of it. I WOOD say this is laden with double-entendres but the only thing I can do is "Triple 5 vote for you " ( and make your average higher ). :)
I'll squeeze out some 5s for this riotous, reggae rag.
Thanks Jeff, Adagio, Kristof, JB, Red Ant, and Rick C.
A true Mary Poppins of a parody; Practically perfect in every way 555
Why, thank you, Sir DAK !
I thought MY parody of this was hilarioius, you pre-owned it with this! Awesome job here.
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