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Song Parodies -> "Kidz-n-school"

Original Song Title:

"Boyz-n-the hood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eazy-E

Parody Song Title:

"Kidz-n-school"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Munoz

The Lyrics

This is a long song
[Verse 1]

Got out quick at about noon
Just thought I had to be in lunch soon
I gotta get full before the day begin
Before I start talking to my friends
About to bus and damn near went blind
Coaches' whistle had a lot a shine
Went through my backpack and grabbed my clip
To put the mini on the side of my hip
Looked at the driver and pointed south
Before i knew it I was at my house
Jumped in bed sipped juice where I lied
I then twist and turn from side to side
Then I let the Ipod play
Reminiscing from back in the day
It was summer days at the top of the list
Then I replayed the whole summer, it went something like this:
Peddlin down the street on two-fo's
Talking to neighbas, doin'em favas
Rode to the truck to buy a scoop
Johari's out there cold shootin some hoops
A tricycle pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh lil amigo rollin, Kilo G
He liked his candy and he started to say
It's all about playin that GTA

[Chorus]
Cuz the boyz in tha hood are always home
We go takin the trash and we play with cards
Knowin nothin in life but to be in school
Don’t smoke now boy cuz it aint cool

[Verse 2]

Talkin on the phone to someone fine
Then see JE on the other line
I thought JE was a friend of mine
Till I caught him tryin to steal my rhymes
Chased him up the street to try'da talk
Stupid punk picked up a rock-rock
Little did he know I had a loaded daisy
One sucker out cold, Parents thought he was lazy

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Bored as hell and I wanna chat to whats her face
So I went to the computer and typed in myspace
Run by that fellow Tom who don’t make a dolla
Pulled up her page and gave her a holla
She greeted me with, "let's get rollin
And from lunch we can do some bowlin"
And from the computer I started to get ready
Before I left made sure I was steady
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
She cried out something that made me sad
She said something that I couldn't believe
Said her dog died and didn’t wanna leave
We started talking when interrupted rude
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the dude
She jumped up and started to shout
So just to show off I knocked his ass out.


[Chorus]


[Verse 4]

Im rollin fast and outta control
Then chain came off and bent the spoke
I looked at my bike and said, Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and ask mom for another
Walkin home with no bike to ride
Sedd dad drivin with mom on the side
They busted a U and right pulled over
To pick me up in the Yellow-Green Rover
Dad goatta cramp from sittin all day
Sat in the cubicle like a dog in a crate
Now he's listenin to complaints
Hit up my dad, he'll give you the rates.

[Chorus]

Went to bail him out but hi boss was there
See co-workers pullin there hair.
Two days later in silent park
Lil amigo's dog let out a bark
Disruption of silence, said the ranger
Stupid lil dog, but didn’t listen to strangers
Ranger came over to pick'em up
Lil amigo looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out get'em, then came tazer
The mut came in with teeth like razors
Ranger kicked the mut but didn’t hurt her
Both grounded for disobeying order

[Chorus]

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