Song Parodies -> Always Aim When You're Pissin'
| Original Song Title: | "Always Late With Your Kisses" |
| Original Performer: | Dwight Yoakam |
| Parody Song Title: | "Always Aim When You're Pissin'" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Boyd |
This is pretty horrible, but it only took five minutes or less to write, so what the hell?
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
Don't pee in the dark, 'cause it ain't safe
it makes it alot harder for you to aim
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
Sit like a girl, there ain't no shame
if thats what it takes to help you aim
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
Don't pee in the dark, 'cause it ain't safe
it makes it alot harder for you to aim
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
Sit like a girl, there ain't no shame
if thats what it takes to help you aim
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Don't ya pee on the floor 'cause it will leave a stain
Always aim,
when you're pissin'
Why, oh, why can't you learn to pee the right way?
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Urine the top fives, here..Billy...and I love the old Lefty' songs...I guess Dwight done it more recent..
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